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joyfulchicken's picture

Clean restrooms are a good thing, but this is a bit too much, don't you think?

I briefly thought about peeing on the plastic wrap, but I figured that having coffee-scented urine splashed all over my clothes wouldn't be such a great idea. So I didn't.

I think I made the right decision. Yay for maturity.

And no, I didn't pee in the sink or on the floor, I swear.

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well..

it would've been funny if you did. ohwell yay for maturity indeed!

joyfulchicken's picture

Oh yes,

that would have been funny. Toilet humor, anyone?

carnifex's picture

Huh?

Quote: "I briefly thought about peeing on the plastic wrap, but I figured that having coffee-scented urine splashed all over my clothes wouldn't be such a great idea. So I didn't."

What a hell? Where did the long-range peeing technology disappear from our civilization?
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maybe

JC can't do a long-range pee! hehehe!

joyfulchicken's picture

But

the accuracy goes down as the range is extended. I didn't want to make a mess :-P

yeah

and its hard to get range when the equipment is short. haha

joyfulchicken's picture

Speaking from experience?

Poor you :-P

Maybe... Just maybe, it's

Maybe... Just maybe, it's out of order?

joyfulchicken's picture

Yeah,

that's what a normal person would think. But I'm abnormal :-D

omg...

Did you take this at MoA last night? I was wondering why you were taking so long in the restroom. XD

joyfulchicken's picture

Haha, no

Took this one at The Fort the other night.

Last night? Was just trying to get a loose eyelash out of my left eye :-P

maturity..

haha.. yun lang talaga.. natawa ako dun.. toilet humor..

joyfulchicken's picture

Toilet humor

isn't just for kids only? Yay!

And I may ask, where is that

And I may ask, where is that urinal located? I wanna congratulate the manager for his... erm... creativeness in handling bathroom hygene.

joyfulchicken's picture

He should be thankful that

I don't do creative peeing.

That urinal is in the restroom nearest to The Coffee Bean at Bonifacio High Street.

philos's picture

I was curiously but inadvertently schooled

By a fellow blogger as to the use of this equipment. You lift the plastic cover, move it to one side. Voila! A usable urinal.

No, I do not know the name of that blogger nor did I care to ask. The restroom, at least for guys, is not the best place to start a conversation--specially with a complete stranger.

joyfulchicken's picture

Your anonymous blogger

sounds like the kind of jackass who would ignore "do not enter" signs.

philos's picture

Same type of jackass

Who don't get their piss splashed on them as well I reckon :p

joyfulchicken's picture

Are you sure about that?

It's plausible that there's a valid reason for the plastic wrap. Wouldn't it be safer to not mess with it?

philos's picture

I bet there's a valid reason for it...

Perhaps it stinks like hell... or maybe it's simply out of order... or maybe it is the cleanest urinal in the entire world. Regardless, I can't imagine a scenario where your piss ends up splashing you.

joyfulchicken's picture

You lack imagination

Well, I guess you can always try it out for yourself and see what happens :-P

Saves as much water as those

Saves as much water as those water-less urinals, I bet.

joyfulchicken's picture

Hahaha

You get bonus points for mentioning waterless urinals.

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