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philos's picture

Yay for Travolta!

Especially when he played the evil Xenu in Battlefield Earth... wait, it wasn't Xenu?!!

Anyway, Cruise is a wuzz who won't come out of the closet hehe :p


joyfulchicken's picture

Dude, we need

enough Scientology stuff to last one whole week. Don't be using everything up now :-P

philos's picture

I was hoping

That they'd be suing as before midweek so we might have something to write about then hehe

joyfulchicken's picture

But no one ever

visits this site. I think we're safe.

Les Kitty's picture

Dude, Tom Cruise is gay?

Like sooooo radical!

joyfulchicken's picture

You're being sarcastic,

right? :-P

Les Kitty's picture

No

Actually, I'm asking.

He's married, right?

joyfulchicken's picture

Being married

doesn't guarantee non-gayness ;-)

Les Kitty's picture

So we still get to be part of carney's wedding?

Yay!

joyfulchicken's picture

Hahaha

Yay!

carnifex's picture

:-/

* casts a "minor lightning" on Kitty *

Yay for D&D! Since I'm a 85% nerd, I might as well learn to play Dungeons and Dragons, because there isn't much where to further degrade :-/

Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight

joyfulchicken's picture

Does this mean that

soon enough, we can call you a 100% gay nerd? :-P

Yay for faulty math.

carnifex's picture

If I'd become a girl

Les Kitty's picture

Aha!

10% now

joyfulchicken's picture

Hehe

I knew you'd say that :-P

Les Kitty's picture

Aren't you

proud of me?

joyfulchicken's picture

Er...

good job with the gayness tracking? Here's a cookie.

Les Kitty's picture

But I want my isaw :-(

:-(

joyfulchicken's picture

Isaw and a cookie?

Yummy combination :-D

Les Kitty's picture

Make that a coke :-D

Yummier! Yay!

joyfulchicken's picture

What?

Still no votes for Tom Cruise? Heh.

neko-chan's picture

Everybody hates Tom Cruise

Don't you know? We love vulgarity but not Tom Cruise vulgarity.

joyfulchicken's picture

Katie Holmes loves Tom Cruise

Or does she? Maybe she was brainwashed! Yay for baseless rumors >:)

neko-chan's picture

Is she

a member of CoS now?

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes she is

Yay.

neko-chan's picture

How about

Nicole Kidman?

joyfulchicken's picture

I think she hates

both Tom Cruise and the CoS now, heh.

neko-chan's picture

Yay!

Marry a german!

joyfulchicken's picture

I don't know

"Nicole Hitler" doesn't sound good.

Arbet Loggins Chicken House's picture

Is this still open?

The Scientology Week is over and yet this poll is still open. What gives? And the header image is still there!

http://awbholdings.com

joyfulchicken's picture

Yeah, too lazy to take them down

Maybe a part of me believes that if I leave them on long enough, they'd still be there by next year's Scientology Week. Yay for saving effort!

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