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Which statement creeps you out the most? (All of them have appeared on chickenmafia.com at some point.)

philos's picture

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carnifex's picture

Sorry, can't vote for myself

That wouldn't be fair :P

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philos's picture

Oh come on

Really now... that's your vote?

joyfulchicken's picture

Oh come on

That's the creepiest statement I've ever made on this site? I must have done better than that.

By the way, I'm voting for you because your statement has a grammatical error, and I'm such a Nazi.

Les Kitty's picture

Nazi here too.

But the skirt thing just blew me away.

philos's picture

You're telling me

You were both creeped out by the grammar error? Talk about fetish.

Les Kitty's picture

Yes. That's why were psuedo-friends

And you're surprised?

neko-chan's picture

Really

Seems like you both share the same spelling gene.

neko-chan's picture

And I'm replying to myself, yay!

Yes, split personality here. The current Neko is the bad one. The one that scratches. Sorry.

joyfulchicken's picture

Bad is good

We can use a flamewar or two here to liven things up >:)

Les Kitty's picture

My sister's the spelling kid

I do the grammar :) It's called sharing.

isnt grammar policing

sposed to be MY job?

oh wait, it's not my blog. wahahah

joyfulchicken's picture

The Chicken Mafia is an anarchy,

so feel free to do freelance policing :-P

carnifex's picture

Imagining you BLEEPing a kid...

...or a cat for that matter is kind of totally pervert and creepy.

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philos's picture

Oh come on!

I made that comment in response to your relief at not being matched with the. And nobody said anything about bleeping!

And it was a pun, not exactly a real kittie or kiddie.

And to think I thought I was being witty, just end up being puny. (Pun intended hehe... sorry, couldn't resist! =Þ)

carnifex's picture

Explanations explanations...

With matching comes BLEEPing :-) Or were you thinking you could do with ice cream and occasional going to theater or cinema? :P

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joyfulchicken's picture

That's the Christian way,

you sinful heathen.

joyfulchicken's picture

Don't imagine

Think happy thoughts.

Yay! Pizza!

philos's picture

Yehey Boneless chicken!

I knew people would eventually be creeped out by him.

joyfulchicken's picture

Most of our current readers

probably don't even know who he is.

the

cream comment is hands down by far the most disturbing comment, i know my vote, but yeah after philos and carnifex pointed out about the kiddie thingy (dont even mention beastiality, its disturbing enough as it is), its gross too, not to mention political in-sensitive, dont u know white ppl (ahem, correction, rich white priests) have the habit of coming down to third world country to fuck under-age kids?

we can't discriminate against ppl/priest with want-to-fuck-young-kids syndrome, its political incorrect.

joyfulchicken's picture

Now you're high again

You need rehab, my friend.

philos's picture

You do know what the word match means right?

match[v]- bring two objects, ideas, or people together; e.g. 1. "This fact is coupled to the other one"; 2. "Matchmaker, can you match my daughter with a nice young man?"; 3. "The student was paired with a partner for collaboration on the project"

Les Kitty's picture

Match?

Where did it turn up?

philos's picture

My quote

"Why? Is there something wrong with being match with a kiddie? Err... I mean kittie? =Þ" --philos

And they keep insisting it means bleep*!

Les Kitty's picture

Haha

That struck me as weird. Yeah. I get you. Don't worry, I didn't vote for you. Lol.

neko-chan's picture

Even his name is creepy

Now that's beyond repair.

philos's picture

Err... He actually tried to rename himself

...to piggy

joyfulchicken's picture

Er, close but not quite

You have it backwards.

philos's picture

Wow

He actually showed respect to the pigs.

joyfulchicken's picture

Respect? Piggy?

Nah.

neko-chan's picture

So he tried to change

from piggy to boneless chicken?

joyfulchicken's picture

That's right

The name change didn't make him any less of a pig though.

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