Where mere mortals fear to tread
A lot of people have asked me why I run on a treadmill instead of just running around in a park. I think it'a about time I share to the whole world why.
If you run like hell in a park and you get tired, you'd be too tired to go home. Whereas if you run like hell on a treadmill in the comfort of your home, then you can run all you want and not worry about being too tired to go home.
I'm such a genius ain't I. But this blog sucks. Good thing I placed it under Sports & Philosophy. Philosophies are always vague and short. Come to think of it, I should rephrase what I just mentioned above to something like:
To run in the park is human. To run on a treadmill is divine. (chinesemafia 2005 AD)
300 years from now people will analyze this philophy of mine and worship me.
Makes sense
Although I personally prefer to not run at all. Running is boring.
You should
Get someone to kill you. That will escalate your status.
Hmmm....
Where did I hear this before.....? Where? Where? Maybe I should run and I will see the answer in some obscure road sign...
no ur just a hampster :P lol
no ur just a hampster :P lol
2 things...
1. A hamster is not a hampster.
2. Why do all your comments end with ":P lol"? You're sounding like an 11-year old girl :P lol
Tsk tsk tsk
"Awwww... wook at the cute hampster! Isn't he adowable!" Heh!
Maybe he's referring to a hamper trying to run... Or he misses napster so much. Or maybe he just likes the letter "P" so much. Heh!
And did you notice that all the keys for ":P lol" are in the right side of the keyboard. Maybe he has trouble using his left hand...
I wonder
what he's doing with his left hand... hmm.
I don't want to!
You're really wondering? You're not easily grossed out, are you? =P
That's right
I'm not easily grossed out... not because I'm fearless, but because my level of comprehension is too low to understand the disgusting things around me.
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