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What superpowers would women want?

ArsenaL's picture

If you could have a superpower, what would it be? There would be numerous responses to this question and most of them would be inspired by comic books. For men, I fathom that there would be one superpower that would get a majority of the votes. I'm certain every man has thought about it at some point (especially during the adolescent phase). Admit it, you know what I'm talking about. If given the wondrous opportunity, men would want to have the powers of invisiblity. Why? You ask. It is because men would like to save the world, haha =). No, men are horny and would want to go inside dressing rooms.

For the women, on the other hand, it is not as clear-cut. I can only guess what superpower most women would want. I don't think women would need invisibility as much as men. If their reason for invisibility is the same as the men's, they can easily achieve the result without the superpower, simply because men are horny and submissive as a result. What superpower would it be then? Let me try to figure it out in a logical way by listing common notions of what women want and matching each of them with a superpower that can achieve the result.

1. In beauty pageants, women always say they want world peace.
2. Teen girls say they want to feel important and always thought of.
3. Mothers get their fulfillment from being a good parent.
4 In talk shows, women want to be more understanding and forgiving.
5. In romance movies, women want to love and be loved.
6. When men are asked about what women want, their reply is that they do not know.

Let's see. I'll paraphrase each notion and hope it helps in identifying a superpower.

1. World peace
2. Center of man's life
3. Good parent
4. Understanding and forgiving
5. Full of love
6. Mystery

Hmm... This logic thing just might work. Women want to be god.

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joyfulchicken's picture

Hehehe

Making fun of women?

Beware of the wrath of Oprah and her minions!

no no no

women just want to be sexy.

thong tho thong thong thong! :P

joyfulchicken's picture

Oprah in a thong?

Argh! I've just lost my appetite.

she

has dumps like a truck truck truck

thighs that wat wat wat

all night long. let me see that thoooong!

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