Wet Side Story
I just recovered from the runs. It was the worst I ever had! I noticed that the kind of toilet paper I'm currently using is rough on one side and smooth on the other. My initial reaction was surprise! No, I was elated!
When you're having the runs, there's nothing better than a little traction. This can prove useful when you're wiping up. So I began to use the rough side. But on the Nth run, I began to feel some discomfort. My asshole was beginning to burn! This traction feature is not that advisable after all. It's good for the occasional runs, but not when you're doing 8 a day!
I finally had to switch to the smoother side up until I got well. Now that I'm well, I decided that perhaps I'll just switch sides from time to time. ^_^
What a disgusting story
I'm just relieved that you didn't post any pictures, heh.
What's wrong with you?
Haven't you heard of Loperamide?
Huh?
Loper what?
Loperamide
wasn't effective, the doctor diagnosed it as acute gastritis. I was passing enough gas to fill up 3 LPGs! I was prescribed to take Buscopan and Oral Rehydration Tablets.
The tablets had to be dissolved in water. It was like drinking funky sewer water! If I understood correctly, dissolving 2 tablets in 200ml of water is equivalent to taking 1 liter of water. What kind of shit is that?!! How can you multiply water?!!
Maybe it's
Jesus juice?
helping hand!
why dont you ask help from someone to wipe your shit!
Hahaha
Who wants to touch chinesemafia's dirty bleeding ass?
The doctor just wanted to mess you up
I've tried that oral rehydration tab... and it's gross... go with gatorade... works the same way, with better taste. Now Buscopan is just for the stomachache... if you had lotsa gas, u should take dysflatil or motilium.
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If symptoms persist, insult your doctor.
Hehehe
If symptoms persist, insult your doctor.
That's a nice line. I like to insult people.
From reading philos's posts and comments
I deduce that he's a doctor or some kind. Am I correct am I correct?
Philos is a witchdoctor :-D
Just kidding.... He's a physical therapist.
Owh...
I need physical therapy. Human sloths need physical therapy to stay cramp-free.
Witchdoctor is cooler...
What is a human sloth exactly?
I thought you were a cat? Neko-chan means Miss Cat right? At any rate, I offer my services :)
Philos
Is actually a LOVE doctor hehe... :p
Ouch. Is that a curare arrow from you?
Yea it means cat. But I'm no cat. And I don't always like cats. I don't know why I used the name. Maybe cats have poise.
Human sloth is a lazy person. So how can a human sloth do physical therapy without actually moving at all?
A sloth is not such a lazy animal as you might think
They can actually jump you know
They can?
Ugh. I can't use the sloth anymore. Then what's the laziest animal?
Chicken?
Heh.
hehe... I don't know
I just got that by inference, it is said that the elephant is the only mammal incapable of jumping. :)
But they're not lazy
They don't lie around all day like the sloth. Plus, elephant is reserved for the obese.
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