Weather

What the fuck is wrong with the weather? It's hot, it's cold, it's hot, it's cold! During the day it's so hot! What is this? Spring? But we don't have spring. And if we do have 4 seasons, at this time of the year it should be fall! But there's no such thing as a warm fall, it should be spring. And we don't have falling leaves from trees, we have falling birds. They get so hot and tired, they just fall off the branches.

And I'm the only one who cares, nobody writes about this on the news and I'm going, "This is fuck!" Yesterday, I opened the refrigerator to get something to drink and the eggs are done! Nobody cares about the weather because of all the impeachment talk. They can't even get enough signatures for the impeachment and the whole goddamn country is going, "Son of a bitch!" Everybody's gone nuts!

Currently, the United States might be the only country worrying about the weather. They've been struck by one big hurricane recently. And it's probably caused by global warming. Hmmm... 141 nations signed the global warming treaty, the US didn't. They didn't. And they wonder why the rest of the world think they're arrogant. 141 nations signed the treaty and they go, "Hey, go fuck yourselves!" They could've just signed the treaty and do whatever they wanted. They should've just pretended that they were interested. 141 nations that couldn't even read the treaty signed the treaty. It had to be explained to them, "Brrr, Brrr! Sweaty, sweaty! Signy, signy!"

Or maybe it's not global warming. It might be environmental terrorism. Some Afghani in a cave somewhere in the mountains had aluminum foil in his head and he got a hold of some black and white tv's and he was fucking with the weather in the US!