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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup

joyfulchicken's picture

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" "Don't worry, sir. It's probably dead."

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And he practically missed

And he practically missed the fact that he was eating chicken soup.

joyfulchicken's picture

Haha, yeah

Yay for cannibalism!

here's another one:

customer: waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
waiter: i think he's doing the backstroke!

joyfulchicken's picture

Heh

Good one.

I just realized that my "joke" isn't funny at all. I really shouldn't do these at 4 AM, tsk.

Definitely

Yep, you shouldn't do that....it's not funny at all.... =p

You should be getting some sleep... =p

**In case you don't get it...the above is meant as a joke....Alright..it looks like I am the one who need to get some sleep...=p**

joyfulchicken's picture

Hehe

The next one will be funnier or at least more disgusting, I promise :-D

Les Kitty's picture

Oh. So that's what it was.

A joke.

Hmm...

And all the while I was still waiting for the punchline.

joyfulchicken's picture

Do jokes need to have punchlines?

Oh, so that's why it didn't work. Crap.

Weird

chickens~~ :P

joyfulchicken's picture

Trust me,

it's gonna get weirder soon.

That's just part 1 of the "something in my soup" trilogy :-P

neko-chan's picture

Woa

There's more? You had it planned out?? Woa.

Anyway I first thought it to be about the Chicken soup for the soul stuff because you mentioned his name in the gay post. Guess not :P

joyfulchicken's picture

Yup

I have it all planned out :-D

neko-chan's picture

So the second one is out

There better be a catch or something. There isn't one? Now you've got to think of one. Am I exerting pressure on you? Heh heh.

joyfulchicken's picture

The third one

will be funny, I promise :-D

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