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joyfulchicken's picture

I haven't blogged in almost a week thanks to a busy schedule. Now that I have a bit of a break, I still don't feel like blogging. So I'll just post this picture from Philos and call it a blog entry. It's a flyer advertising mattresses, and the sales pitch is pretty awesome. Enjoy.

NIGHT AND DAY. COMFORT AT ITS BEST FOR A GREAT NIGH'S SLEEP

We make more use of our mattress than wirually anying else .and they should help our bories recover from the day comsidering we spend a rhird of our lives in bed.

Bonus points if you can guess the nationality of the person who wrote this shit.

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Uh... Canadian?

Uh... Canadian?

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm, maybe

Canadians aren't very smart.

carnifex's picture

Japanese

They are well known for their mangled English.
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joyfulchicken's picture

....

Racist!

I was just supposed to say that.

--about your last sentence. :P

joyfulchicken's picture

Oh

It's okay to be racist against Canadians. They don't fight back.

carnifex's picture

As opposed to you

being discriminatory to writing-challenged people.
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joyfulchicken's picture

Well,

they dont figh back.

hmmm...

i go for Nigerian.

joyfulchicken's picture

"Nigerian" is an offensive term

I think the politically correct term is "African African."

there is actually

a country called niger,so i think ppl from dat country would actually be nigerian?

could be indian.

joyfulchicken's picture

Huh?

You confuse me as usual :-P

carnifex's picture

There is an actual country in Africa called Niger.

The awful Engrish shit might be from India.

What's not to understand?
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joyfulchicken's picture

Yay

Someone understands Dodge now.

carnifex's picture

I honestly don't know whether anyone should be happy about it

but yeah, I do now :-/
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I vote...

Chinese! But only because no one else has said that.

It looks like Engrish to me, though...

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes, it does look like Engrish

Or maybe it's Retardese. Who can tell the difference anyway?

Chicken ala King's picture

Korean...

...Chinese sucks more in grammar than in spelling. And besides, it reminds me of Korean Stationary sets we used to sell way before text messaging. hehehe. and oh those korean pencil cases... o_O

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joyfulchicken's picture

Who say Chinese suck on grammar?

You racist lah!

philos's picture

I can't believe

You cropped the woman out! That part of the picture was what caused this misspellings to begin with. The poor chink got tongue-tied!

joyfulchicken's picture

I can't believe

you said "chink." Racist!

philos's picture

Err...

How is that racist?

joyfulchicken's picture

How is that not racist?

Are you a fan of the Spanish basketball team now? :-P

philos's picture

It's the same thing

As when niggers call each other niggers.

Or Nigerians, apparently.

Or Nigerians, apparently.

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm

If people from Nigeria are Nigerians, what do you call people from Niger?

carnifex's picture

Nigerien

as referenced here.
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joyfulchicken's picture

Ha!

I knew you'd post a Wikipedia link :-P

neko-chan's picture

I can't beliebe nobory said

Chinese. But I'm only saying Chinese coz they manufacture a lot of stuff.

P.S. "Beliebe" started as a typo, but it suited this entry so what the hell, just play along.

joyfulchicken's picture

Sombory did say Chinese

You weren't paying attention :-P

neko-chan's picture

I did

I was talking to Lizz, mind you :P

joyfulchicken's picture

No you weren't :-P

Forgot to click "reply" huh :-P

me thinks

i'm guessing this came from another asian country.

joyfulchicken's picture

Maybe

Only Philos knows.

i am sure its the....

...cebuanos. its da fronounsiyishoon bai.

joyfulchicken's picture

Hahaha

Racist! Regionalist!

Chicken ala King's picture

Bush.

I won't generalize Americans, but he's George W. Bush!!! :D

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joyfulchicken's picture

Huh?

Who is George W. Bush?

He seems to have disappeared lately.

carnifex's picture

Yep, it's all about this now:


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joyfulchicken's picture

Mmm

VPILF.

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