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Vegetarianism is bad for your career

joyfulchicken's picture

PETA is at it again. This time, they got Alicia Silverstone to appear in their "first-ever naked veggie testimonial PSA." Did someone say "naked"? Yay!


What, no boobies? Does this even meet the legal definition of "naked"? And I really don't see how eating nothing but veggies everyday can make you "feel so much better and have so much more energy." Little Timmy sure doesn't look too energetic to me.

Oh well, if she insists that she feels good, I have no choice but to believe her. But you know what has definitely not been good lately? Her career.

Once upon a time, Alicia Silverstone was supposed to be the next big Hollywood star. But she has hardly been heard from since she "won" a Razzie for her "performance" as Batgirl in 1997's Batman & Robin, the worst Batman movie ever made.

That was 10 years ago. And right around that time, she became a vegan. Hmm! Coincidence? I don't think so. Clearly, the logical conclusion here is that vegetarianism is bad for your career. Bad!

She still looks pretty good though. Yay.

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fruityoaty.com

OMG, that's what Alicia Silverstone is doing now? LOL, my oh my... the Hollywood gigs have dried up for her. "Ma-jobless ang Buhay sa Silverstone Gulay!" Sing with me!

Eh, I tried being a vegetarian last year and snapped in my 10th month. I went back to my partially carnivorous ways, but my diet is still mainly veggie. Moderation, balance, sleep, exercise and good attitude are the keys to good health... which means, I'm going to die very soon, har.

joyfulchicken's picture

Hahaha

I bet I'll die ahead of you.

I'm eating a burger right now. Yay for Jollibee! But I'm trying to have a balance diet too. Yay for veggies. French fries are veggies, right? Right? Yay.

i tried being a vegan too

but quit after 2 months.

joyfulchicken's picture

Very good

Welcome back to the dark side. Yay!

i think you've got a very

i think you've got a very well balanced lifestyle my dear.

joyfulchicken's picture

I have a well balanced lifestyle too

I eat and I poop. Yay!

Les Kitty's picture

Haha that's not really funny

You sounded like a pervert. Wow.

carnifex's picture

So is he...

joyfulchicken's picture

What? Why?

Which part made me sound like a pervert? :-P

the boobies part!

i guess we should try veganism once in awhile.

joyfulchicken's picture

I've heard that

eating lots of meat can give you boobies too. Yay!

Being a vegetarian sucks

Being a vegetarian sucks lol. I haven't even tried it, but I know for sure it sucks. Nothing beats lechon any day.

She probably accepted that to get a job anyway, who knows she's at home eating Burger King.

joyfulchicken's picture

Mmm, I miss Burger King

Vegetarians say that their lifestyle can help them live longer. But what's the point of adding years to your life if you have to spend those years chewing on grass? Heh.

Arbet Loggins Chicken House's picture

Factoid

Too much vegetables addle your brain.

Seriously, what happened to the golden mean? Also, another factoid: we are born to be omnivores. Heck, have you seen cows with incisors? Vegans should study their biology and spare us their unscientific diet.

Now, on to Fita crackers.

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joyfulchicken's picture

Fita crackers? Meh

I'm a carnivore. I only eat animal crackers.

Clueless...

hehehe...I suddenly miss this film~~

joyfulchicken's picture

I've never seen that one

A vegetarian comedy? Hmm.

Ohhh...

You don't know that film? It's a very, very funny film, almost classic, showing Alicia as this rich Daddy's girl studying in high school. :)

This film brought Alicia Silverstone to fame! :P

joyfulchicken's picture

Oh yes

It was her first and only hit movie, right? So sad :-D

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Let me know!

joyfulchicken's picture

Thanks

But we don't have a links section, hehe.

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