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Happy holidays!:

That's Merry Christmas to you, godless twat. Don't take Christ out of Christmas! He's the reason for the season!

Happy holidays! (I'm a politically correct wuss.)

Happy Winter Solstice! (I'm a pagan.)

Happy Hanukkah! (I'm a Jew.)

Happy Hanukkah! (I'm a sarcastic Nazi.)

Joyous Kwanzaa! (I'm black.)

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. (I'm a white supremacist.)

Bah, humbug! (I'm Scrooge.)

Ho ho ho! (I'm Santa Claus.)

Ho ho ho! (I'm a pimp.)

Huh? What is a holiday?

Huh? What is a happy?

Warrant

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