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Universal topic

ArsenaL's picture

I've been observing that different people from all walks of life, age and gender can participate in and enjoy a single topic. Everyone can relate to this topic. It is of course sex. It is the ultimate icebreaker and penultimate conversation centerpiece.

Everyone knows about it. Most people have done it, though some would claim they haven't or claim they have had more than their fair share.

I'm sure you agree with me. Remember the last time you had a raucous laugh with your friends? 4 out 5 times, it's related to sex.

So the next time you're people and the atmosphere is getting dull, throw in some talk about penises and vaginas (vaginum?) and see the situation go off the roof.

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joyfulchicken's picture

It's not universal

Kids don't usually understand it.

I still believe that the only universally funny topic is farting. Even babies laugh at farting noises.

philos's picture

I'd have to say food

Nothing gets people loosen up than when they're eating... or drinking... and talking about food ought to loosen up their tongues as ewell

joyfulchicken's picture

I like food,

but I don't like to talk about food. It's hard to talk and eat at the same time.

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