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For those of you who watch what you eat... here's the final word

philos's picture

Picked this up somewhere over the net. What do you guys think?

The final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or
Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.

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joyfulchicken's picture

Of course the Italians get fewer heart attacks

Their number one cause of death is bullet-in-the-head courtesy of their friendly mafia.

philos's picture

I wish

Gloria speaks more English! Go Gloria! Some more speeches! English Please!! Yoo hoo!!

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