Teddy Mohammed
A 54-year-old British teacher in Sudan was arrested for blasphemy after her class of 7-year-old brats named a teddy bear "Mohammed." Apparently, naming a cute furry stuffed toy after the Prophet is seriously uncool under Islamic Sharia law, and you can get 40 lashes or 3 months in prison for it. Yikes.
This story is so ridiculous that I think it deserves a proper response... a lolcat response.
Am I in trouble now? LOL.
You just might
:P
Hmm
Allah doesn't like cute stuff huh. Boo.
Oh no!
Then we're all in trouble! Hahah
Osama bin Laden will declare a jihad
on teddy bears. Yay!
I've heard of such things
I've heard of such things because I live in a muslim country, but never as crazy as this. Poor teacher and students!
Yes we're all in troublez!
And to think that
it happened in a country full of people named Mohammed :-|
lolz!
felt the same way...
I guess it's coz
a teddy bear is not human.
But teddies bears
don't blow themselves up either.
Swaying off topic
Are we?
The worst is when they put
The worst is when they put bombs inside teddy bears. that's gonna be baaaaaad.
Hey,
that's not a bad idea. Sounds like a nice way to kill young infidels.
Your l33t lolcat skillz are getting better by the day
I think you've actually surpassed me by light years
Yay!
Wait, what's lolcat for "yay"? :-/
Nah
HEZ JUS USIN TEH ONLINE LOLCAT TRANZLATOR.
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That's true
But I did come up with "blasfemeow" myself :-D
Good thing Khomeini's dead
Or you'll be facing a fatwa. Then, its run, Joyfulchicken, run!
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I'm not nearly famous enough
to get a fatwa, and that's why I'm not afraid to run my mouth :-P
Oh yeah~~
I have heard of this in the papers. I wonder though--some kids are named Jesus. Is that blasphemous? I don't think so. So overreacting~~
Yes, overreacting
If you name a stuffed toy Jesus, you would probably offend a lot of Christians, but at least you wouldn't have to worry about getting sent to jail.
They have Jesus as a South Park character,...
for Heaven's sake. And Christians say that "if ye geteth hit in yer left cheek, turn yer right cheek as well so yer bloody face at least is bloody symetrically". In other words, Christians are unoffendable.
P.S. Riiiiiiiight....
_____
My new blog (even I don't know why I need it)
Oh yeah,
the slap test. People, slap your Christian friends to find out if they're true Christians or not.
Hmm
I didn't get that. But slapping sounds fun. So long as I'm slap proof.
Find some Christian friends
and slap them. If they turn and let you slap them some more, they're true Christians, because that's What Jesus Would Do.
Try it. It's fun ;-)
I don't think I can find any true Christians
I might just find a hand on my face. No thanks. You try it :) And tell me the result. There's a better chance for you to find a true Christian because most people in your place are Christians
Nah, I'll pass :-P
There are no true Christians. They're all hypocrites >:)
And do you know
there's a bigger chance for you to get beaten up too for saying that :P
Well,
at least I won't get lashes or get thrown in jail.
I think
the bible said that if you're slapped on the right cheek, to turn the other cheek. Now, if they slap you again, on that other cheek, the bible didn't say anything on not retaliating, right? Correct me if I'm wrong there.
I'm a Christian, wanna try it on me? heehe.
Hmm, so
slap right cheek = no consequence, but slap left cheek = retaliation? I'll try to remember that :-P
Oh so
you can slap her. But make it only once, then run!
Which makes Christians
no different from people of other religions ;-)
That remark
can earn you a slap too. Run!
Yay for
religious violence :-S
uh oh!
looks like i've given you guys another ammunition christian bashing, eh.
Oh, don't worry
We bash religion with or without ammo >:)
You are so...
dead. lol
Teh lolkitty pwnd. But you didn't hear me say that. lol
I don't think
any Islamofascists visit this site, so we're safe... probably :-S
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