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Tall horse?

chinesemafia's picture

I saw these in the wine section of a supermarket.

Tall Horse Wines

Tall horse? If a giraffe is a tall horse, can we call Oprah a fat cow?

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ChickenAde's picture

That wine needs more

That wine needs more Failblog.
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http://ademagnaye.com - my stupid blog

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm, good idea

Animal identification fail.

chinesemafia's picture

For all we know, we are

For all we know, we are probably looking at the future of CAPTCHA

Aw~

So cute! :) Looks too pretty to open.

Calling Oprah a fat cow--evil!

joyfulchicken's picture

But

she is! :-P

b-b-but..

what would you say if somebody called you a duck? =P

joyfulchicken's picture

I wouldn't mind

Ducks are just chickens that can swim.

Les Kitty's picture

But you don't look like a duck in real life

More mafia than chicken.

Let the Foodistas Guide YOU.

joyfulchicken's picture

I can look like a duck

I have a puffy stomach and a puffy butt.

Les Kitty's picture

Point taken

More duck than mafia.

Let the Foodistas Guide YOU.

It dont take a brilliant

It dont take a brilliant person to realize thats no horse its a girafe whats with those logo drawers?

joyfulchicken's picture

Maybe

someone who rides the short bus?

tsihihihi...

tall zebra...whatever got to his head!
Oprah? ur wicked...:-)

chinesemafia's picture

We love Oprah here!

We love Oprah here!

joyfulchicken's picture

And by "we"

I hope you mean just you :-P

chinesemafia's picture

I think Philos does too

I think Philos does too

philos's picture

Now way Philos loves Oprah

Oprah's evil!!

joyfulchicken's picture

Awesome

You and Philos can have a threesome with Oprah.

whoah! ahaha that's cool! if

whoah! ahaha that's cool! if oprah is a fat cow, then what should you call ellen degeneres?

chinesemafia's picture

a fat cow wannabe

a fat cow wannabe

joyfulchicken's picture

I was going to

call Ellen a white Oprah, but yeah, fat cow wannabe works too.

I don't think it's a tall

I don't think it's a tall horse or a giraffe. It might be a tall deer with chicken pox.

chinesemafia's picture

It's a dinosaur actually...

It's a dinosaur actually...

joyfulchicken's picture

Heh, tall deer with chicken pox

Good one :-D

chinesemafia's picture

Is the MISS in Miss Choi

Is the MISS in Miss Choi accurate?

philos's picture

Back to your old ways

Scaring readers away again huh? Where is ducky chan anyway?

joyfulchicken's picture

I guess it's just his clumsy way

of asking whether she's single :-|

neko-chan's picture

Funny you understood

what he meant. I don't think girls would.

joyfulchicken's picture

Haha, yeah

That's the reason for Chinesemafia's "success" with women.

chinesemafia's picture

I'm not trying to scare her

I'm not trying to scare her away... In fact, I would like to get to know her better...

HELLO! Just dropping by after my hibernation.

Wow, I haven't been here in ages since I stopped blogging (and blog hopping). HELLO JOYFULCHICKEN! How are ya?!!!!

Just saying hello. As for that beverage... weird marketing. I mean, who wants to drink something that induces thoughts of "essence of horse". I certainly don't. BLEAH.

Addendum

I should've mentioned I'm back... blogging.

joyfulchicken's picture

Welcome back

You had a very very very long hibernation :-D

ooohh

horsie might get a stiff neck.

joyfulchicken's picture

...

I don't know how to respond to that :-P

art event

hi josh,

it was nice meeting you and your beautiful chicken lizz at the art event! ang cute nyo as couple! hehehe!

joyfulchicken's picture

Heh

"Beautiful chicken" sounds a bit wrong :-D

chinesemafia's picture

How does "hen" sound?

How does "hen" sound?

joyfulchicken's picture

Why not "chick"?

Oh wait. If a chicken likes chicks, does that make him a pedophile?

chinesemafia's picture

Aha! So you admit liking

Aha! So you admit liking this "chick" "hen" "broiler" whatever huh.

joyfulchicken's picture

"Broiler"?

Heh.

neko-chan's picture

All this is so wrong

So so wrong

neko-chan's picture

It's amazing

how you can link oprah to a cow after looking at a wine bottle :/
And I thought Philos is a Oprah fan?

joyfulchicken's picture

I guess

it's just fun to randomly insult Oprah? :-D

philos's picture

Definitely not a fan

Of Oprah... never was, never will be.

neko-chan's picture

Must have got it wrong

It's only Chinesemafia right?

joyfulchicken's picture

Yeah

He's the only Oprah fan around here.

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