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Take that, spammer

joyfulchicken's picture

Over the past few days, an anonymous asshole has been trying to post hundreds (or maybe thousands... I lost count) of spam comments on chickenmafia.com. For a while, I tried to ignore those little pieces of spam. But they kept coming. The idiot just won't stop. So I finally decided to do something about it.

I decided to use a popular anti-spam weapon invented by some geeks from Carnegie Mellon. It's called CAPTCHA, which stands for Completely Automated Public Turing-Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart. Shouldn't that be CAPTTTCHA? Dyslexic geeks.

Anyway, starting now, if you try to post an anonymous comment on this site, you'll see this:

The idea here is that humans will have no problem reading the word, while spambots will get totally confused. At least that's how it's supposed to work. I don't know about you, but all those squiggly lines make me dizzy.

I think I need to go throw up now. But I guess a bit of nausea is a small price to pay if it means that I'll never see that stupid spammer again.

We'll see if this works.

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chinesemafia's picture

Why is it called SPAM?

Does it have something to do with the canned meat?

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm

Maybe the term "spam" is a synonym for "disgusting crap."

philos's picture

How bout?

SPAre Me? hehe

joyfulchicken's picture

What?

You're as bad at making up acronyms as the CAPTCHA guys.

chinesemafia's picture

CAPTCHA experience

I wanted to comment on the polls since I noticed it's already very old. When I clicked on the add new comment link, I realized that I had not logged in and the CAPTCHA thingamajig appeared. I managed to save a copy of it:

Hmmm interesting, there's x... o... x... d... wtf?!! is that an A, an O, or a Q?!! No wonder we're not getting any comments! CAPTCHA sucks! We're confusing our simple-minded readers!

joyfulchicken's picture

Have you seen the CAPTCHAs on Yahoo?

They're 100 times worse.

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