Stinking up the legacy of George W. Bush
Now that the term of George "Dubya" Bush is nearing its end, we need to find a fitting memorial to remember his wonderful achievements. If Washington has his Washington Monument and Lincoln his Lincoln Memorial, Dubya should have one too! Why? He's the most celebrated president in the history of America! He has close to 23000 videos on YouTube, and he even has a website that chronicles his every word.
It is with this in mind that a group calling themselves the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco started an initiative to honor the man. They racked their brains and exerted every effort to find the suitable memorial for him. And when they found it, they made their move--a move to get voters to rename their prize-winning Oceanside Wastewater Treatment Facility to "The George W. Bush Sewage Plant."
What a fitting tribute for a man whose verbal diarrhea was so pervasive that it somehow became his personal trademark!
Way to go, Dubya! You shall be remembered every time we poop.
When I think about it
I dont really know what good he's done to the country
He provided
loads of material for late-night comics. Laughter is good, yes?
He made a gamble for Iraq's oil
I guess he paid more than he gained.
oh well
yey! bush is therapy because he makes people laugh
Unless you're his speech writer
In which case, you'd need therapy.
poop?
what about a statue of a toilet bowl? hahaha at least now he can make people happy! lol
I'm sure we all have enough toilet bowls
To remind us of him without wasting money on another one :p
The poop comment...
...sure made me think it was JC's post disguised as Philos's :-|
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My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.
Actually,
I put the word "poop" in there when I edited the entry :-P I didn't like how Philos phrased his original closing line. It sounded weird and slightly gay.
You be the judge
It originally said: "We will always remember you in our most private moments and in our deepest bowels."
I'm pretty sure that
the "you shall be remembered" phrase was yours :-P
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