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philos's picture

My dear brother and a good friend of mine are both taking their professional licensure exams this weekend. While their exams are for 2 different professions in 2 different countries, both are going to plead their case at the St. Jude Church near Malacanang Palace (the official residence of the Philippine president) tomorrow. It's funny how many board takers flock there every Thursday. Don't ask why Thursday... must be the day St. Jude died.

Said to be the patron saint of the desperate, legend has it that Jude's real name was actually Judas. So fearful were people of mistakenly calling the other Judas (Judas Iscariot, betrayer of Christ) that only the really desperate ones call on this saint for help. Of course, later on, the Roman Catholic Church changed his name to the now familiar Jude.

I haven't felt desperation for quite a while now. I suppose if I did I might give this St. Jude a try. Seems to work. See, Gloria has been desperately clinging to her position for about 6 years now, and she's still there.

Perhaps I should petition the CBCP (Catholic Bishop Conference of the Philippines) to relocate the St. Jude Church.

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joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm, interesting

But why do board exam takers go to the patron saint of desperation? Don't they know their stuff? Don't they have even a bit of confidence about their knowledge and ability?

Imagine your doctor chatting you up while performing a medical procedure on you... "I thought I would have flunked the board exam for sure... I didn't know shit, man. All I did in med school was party party party! The Thursday before the exam, I was really desperate, so I went to the St. Jude Church..."

ArsenaL's picture

I used to study in St. Jude

I used to study in St. Jude Catholic School beside the St. Jude parish. I was desperate to pass my Chinese subjects.

joyfulchicken's picture

You're such a

repressed Catholic schoolboy.

Desperate

i think not only the ones who are dying to pass exams but also the ones who are desperate to find "someone" for real.

philos's picture

I never knew that

Maybe I should chance a visit.

joyfulchicken's picture

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Joyfulchicken - Sex and Love catches everybody's attention. See, even chickens need some lovin' sometimes ;)

It's the topic that always sells to readers esp. to QUEERS! hahaha

joyfulchicken's picture

That's true

Fortunately, we have a queer blogger who caters to that demographic, hehehe.

chinesemafia's picture

RE: Desperate

I've found someone for real... but I'm not real to her -_-' Can I also pray in St. Jude?

joyfulchicken's picture

No

You should pray to Oprah.

Poor Chinesemafia

i noticed they always pick on you. Are you the only queer chicken here? but yeah it's tough when you're gay, not easy to find a good mate. why dont you try to pay a visit, prayers can do wonders you know :)

joyfulchicken's picture

That's not true

We pick on ArsenaL too, heh.

philos's picture

I'd pick on catinamosh

But he has enough to be angry about already.hehe

catinamosh's picture

Huh?

Wow! The spelling master is trying to be witty. Pick up a dictionary first and try to learn how to spell, heh!

Or maybe you could visit the St. Jude church. Your spelling is getting desperate. You're close to God right? He'll help you out :P

joyfulchicken's picture

Wow

another outburst of anger, tsk.

Full of Angst

holidays are near! be kind chickens =D

I wonder why most people are extra nice and sooo giving during the holidays.

Chickens should gather and celebrate as well!

joyfulchicken's picture

I don't know about the others,

but I'm extra grumpy during the holiday season.

Why does there even have to be a holiday "season"? Christmas is just one single freaking day. Why can't we just get drunk on the 25th and be done with it? No need to make a whole "season" out of it!

Hehehe, sorry... just getting grumpy.

Looking forward

to all the "seasons" because of the booze! Kampay!

But not all celebrate Christmas anyway, i enjoy the gift giving and the great FOOD - yumyum!

Be nice this yuletide Joyfulchicken, for a change =)

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm, so you enjoy gift-giving?

The Chicken Mafia happens to enjoy gift-receiving ;-)

Lucky you.

philos's picture

I don't know about you

But I don't know how us chicken can be jolly this season. Do you know how many chicken's get slaughtered every Christmas? And for the cheapskates who can't afford a turkey, we're in trouble this Thanksgiving as well... the work of us mafiosos are just beginning.

chinesemafia's picture

chickenfritter

Do you think she'll be extra nice and giving to me as well?.. I really want to spend Christmas with her...

When chickens gather, they don't celebrate. Instead they get manipulated by joyfulchicken to blog more.

joyfulchicken's picture

Stop the Oprah crap

and start blogging more! Now!

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