So much stress!
If you still don't understand who Xenu is, here's an analogy for you: Xenu is to Scientologists as Colonel Sanders is to chickens. Got it? Yay!
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So much stress!
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HAHA!
HAHA!
Run! Chickens! Run!!
If all chickens run,
there would be no yummy KFC meals :-( Chickens don't grow on trees you know.
They don't?
My perception of the world is shattered :-(
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Maybe they'll find a way
to grow chickens on trees sometime in the future.
Yay for genetic engineering!
i dont think
the analogy make sense, cuz the kfc colonel guy kills chicken, and i thought xenu is worshipped as god by scientologists? chicken dont worship the colonel...
Oh wow
Have you learned nothing so far? Xenu is bad. Bad! Go watch the South Park clip again :-P
Not bad
Your Scientology posts still don't Google well. At the rate things are going, you will need to do a Scientology month instead of week.
Xenu's power is at work! All hail Xenu!
PS: Have you tested that gesthingwhatever again? Maybe your percentage of evil has gone one point because of your Scientology series.
http://awbholdings.com
Hehe
I don't really care about Google. I don't like the idea of modifying my titles and keyword density just so that Google would love me more.
I write for humans, not machines :-D
Uh huh
Keep telling yourself that! You might actually believe yourself.
But I do believe it
Why so cynical? Isn't Hello Kitty supposed to be all about positive stuff? :-P
and ur idea
of human interest is poop, is it? cuz so far all we had on this website is shit, in a very literal sense, aha, not include the readers and member obviously.
And yet you keep coming back
So I must be doing something right, right? Right :-P
yeah,
i come back, but its the same way ppl have to go take a shit after they have food, you dont necessarily do it because u enjoy it (actually, i do enjoy it occasionally, OCCASIONALLY), u just do it, like nike or dat homer simpson guy
Hahaha
I got the Nike ad thing - Just do it! Hahaha
Oh God, so you're now understanding Dodge?
What next? Peoples with white wings blowing horns and trumpets and shit?
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Is that Greek mythology?
(Slaps you silly)
Nope
It's Revelation of John, chapters eight and nine :-)
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
I don't read the bible.
So how do you feel about the Church being homophobic?
I absolutely don't care about Church's position
One, there are a lot of gays and pedophiles in Church anyway, and two, I am not a Christian.
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
You have so much scientology here
Surely it'll appear on Google. Or maybe people just don't search for it. I get people who search for terms such as 'malay panties' and 'how sure are you? puh that can't be' and even '讲åŽè¯'. I have no idea.
We do appear on Google...
just nowhere near the first page of search results, hehe.
Where exactly?
I got tired after looking at the second page of the search results.
Hmm... Does it get better when we keep saying the word scientology?
scientology
I don't know where exactly
Must be way down there. Hell, we're not even #1 for "Scientology chicken" :-(
We were yesterday
I blame Conan!
No shit, we were?
Stupid Google.
Ooooh. Cool
But you're still no where near in "scientology."
"scientology chicken" yields Chicken Mafia as a third page,
"scientology" alone doesn't put Chicken Mafia in top-1000, and I didn't bother to look any further :-(
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
I gave up after the 69th page
:-/
I just set it up to show 100 results per page
Saves time, you know ;-)
Now I just wonder whether 69th page was coincidence or did you stop there intentionally to make me think about sexual innuendos because you know I'm prone to that :-/
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Hah!!
I was too slow! I didn't think of the significance of 69 right away! What's wrong!?
So it's wrong now
to not be a pervert? Yay!
69
isn't really that pervertic. What were you thinking? Don't go so deep.
It's just that I'm usually the one to smile when people say 69 while my friends just look dumbly. I guess in CM things move faster. :P
Yay!
We're a bunch of perverts!
Wait
So the two of you actually played the "dig through Google search results" game? You must had been really bored :-P
i should've found tiem to go
i should've found tiem to go to the book fair!!! that stress test would've been a great experience! i love trying weird, voodooish, cult-like stuff, you know, like hearing mass or listening to a bigoted evangelical pastor. it gives me a natural high. it's like stuffing shredded pages of The Purpose Driven Life up one's ass after a bout with diarrhea. ah, heaven!
gotta read up on that Xenu guy.
Hahaha
I'll let Philos respond to that. He's an evangelical, hehe.
For all you need to know about Xenu, see the South Park clip.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
dude, u are gonna scratch ur ass with purpose driven life, believe me, ppl have tried and got hurt!!(and shredded? wats the deal with dat?)
and wat if u tried hearing mass a few times? its all the same wouldn't it?
hahahaha, dats funny slim whale
As usual,
you're not making any sense. But it's OK. Potheads are welcome here :-P
purpose driven life up my ass
i know masses are all the same. hear one and you've heard them all. but i love free entertainment. going to the circus costs a lot.
er, i don't think the whole unshredded book will fit up my ass, not unless my rectum is as wide as ruffa gutierrez's mouth.
Hahaha
I'm almost tempted to post a picture of a wide rectum, but I don't think I want to make the kids throw up.
You could've just posted a link for especially interested...
Not that I am very keen to see it though.
And to be fair, rectum can't be wide, anus can ;-)
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
If you visit Slashdot regularly,
you'd probably know what I was referring to :-P
Oh...
THAT anus...
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
By kids,
you mean the rest of us?
Yes,
I'm trying to protect the rest of you. Once you see the picture I'm talking about, you'll be scarred for life.
Oh yea?
Try me
Go ask Carnifex to find it for you
I don't want to risk seeing it again :-P
Oh come on
Can't you type "wide anus" into Google Image search? You'd see plenty :-/
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Don't do it, Neko
For the sake of your sanity, don't do it!
me waz just thinking
if people only knew you existed, this scientology week could get you famous!
And I would get sued
by them crazy Scientologist. It's a lose-lose situation for me :-D
no..
they're just gonna get their "alien souls" to breed on you! your offspring would be called "hybirds"
ok.. that was corny.
Did someone say "hybrids"?
In other news, Al Gore converted to Scientology.
Yay! I just made a corny joke even cornier!
He did?
Up till now I still don't understand why some people would associate themselves with religions especially those like scientology. What's in it for them?
No he didn't
I was just trying to joke about how Al Gore loves hybrids. Apparently, it wasn't much of a joke :-(
We didn't even get the joke in the first place,
how the hell were we supposed to know that it was corny?
I sound grumpy tonight. Hmm...
And I'm sad tonight
:-(
Awwwww....
Group hugs! I hug Neko, Chicky hugs Kitty, and we spend the rest of the night talking about how X hits on Y, yay!
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Wow
You actually made me laugh tonight. Lol.
Oh
:-(
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