Slap on the wrist
Nicole Richie is in jail! Yay!
Oh wait, she isn't anymore. She was released from jail 82 minutes after checking in to serve her four-day sentence for driving under the influence of drugs.
You can call a four-day sentence a slap on the wrist, but 82 freaking minutes? That's a joke. The whole American justice system is a joke.
According to the article, "Her time at the Century Regional Detention Facility was spent getting booked, including taking a mugshot and submitting her fingerprints, Holley said. She didn't reach her jail cell."
What the hell? She didn't even reach her jail cell? She spent the whole 82 minutes waiting to have her fingerprints and a picture taken? Yeah, that sure sounds like some punishment. I go through pretty much the same thing every time I get my driver's license renewed. Poor girl.
If you think that was harsh, just wait till you hear about the severe punishment that awaits Lindsay Lohan. After going on a high-speed car chase while drunk and high on cocaine, she got sentenced to a grand total of... one day in jail. Slap that wrist! Yay! Gently gently yay.
Let's see.... If Nicole Richie's four-day sentence was over in 82 minutes, then Lindsay Lohan's one-day sentence should only take around 20 minutes. Yay! I wonder if they'll even have enough time to get all her fingerprints.
Somewhere, Paris Hilton is crying and screaming, "Mommy! Unfair!"
looks like
them folks like them girls rich, afflicted with choice eating disorder, dumb, and smoking pot. =P
The funny thing is,
Paris Hilton somehow ended up with the longest jail sentence despite having more money than the other two. She really needs to fire her lawyer.
maybe because
nicole richie is err...pregnant?
and her daddy offered free concert tickets (should there be any in the future) for everyone?
Oh right, she's pregnant
But what about Lohan?
And Lionel Richie is still alive? Heh.
yeah, he's alive
u would think someone that dances on the ceiling all night long wouldn't be dead so easily.
Hehe, true
But wouldn't having a daughter like Nicole shorten one's lifespan significantly?
Pregnant?
Hahahah! Who's child?
Hmm, I don't know
Could she have made herself pregnant? She seemed to be in love with herself.
Yay for asexual reproduction.
i heard
some guy from the band good charlotte
Good Charlotte!
Bad Charlotte! Good Charlotte! Bad Charlotte!
Sorry, in retard mode today. Yay!
Joel Madden
Hilary Duff's ex-boyfriend.
Don't ask me how I knew. Heh.
Let me guess
You're a closet Hilary Duff fan? :-P
Of course not
I just like to keep myself updated on Nicole Richie's life. :-P
Oh no!
So it's worse than I thought. You're a Nicole Richie fan! :-O
Only because
I have an ulterior motive.
You're in love
with Nicole Richie? :-O
Of course not
Are you crazy? I like Paris Hilton better :-P
Well, at least...
Paris != Britney. Paris is a classy slut :-/
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
i tell you
the jail here isn't like they show in the movies. it's well kept and well secured. if they sent homeless people to jail, they'd have a blast. So it's 3 down - Paris, Nicole, Lindsay. I wonder when Aaron Carter and Jesse McCartney are gonna have their turn.
Hmm
That makes me hate Paris Hilton more for crying so much about it.
By the way, my money is on Britney Spears. She'll be next.
Poor prison guards :-|
Half of them will get laid by the end of the prison term, and in this case that wouldn't be something to write home about. I mean, really, laid by Britney? Yuck yuck yuck and yuckity yuck :-|
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Why?
Cause you'd rather sleep with Keanu Reaves? :-P
In this case, definitely yes.
I'd rather get laid by Keanu than by Britney. Of course, they both lose to Alizee though.
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Aliwho?
I'd go with 1998 Britney.
You don't know her?
Good, more chances to me get laid with her. Except she's married already :-|
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Yeah,
like you'd have a chance if she were single :-P
Don't pour salt on a wound
:-| Anyway, there are also some more accessible girls that I'd want to get laid more than by Keanu Reeves :-|
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Accessible? Really now.
Who?
Come on! Show us pictures!
Man!
Alizee sure looks hot!
Thank goodness, it's not a wikipedia link
She looks like a kid D:
Philos is a pedophile
Yay!
You look like kid too, doesn't matter really :-P
And since she's twenty-something, it doesn't matter even more ;-)
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
I don't look like a kid
And I never said it mattered. :-P
I was just... commenting XD
Oh, you DO, Tiffy dearest...
You certainly DO look like a kid ;-) I'm not saying that you look like every pedophile's dream, but you really look like a kid ;-)
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Every pedophiles...
dream?
It gets creepier when you say it.
It's creepy
no matter who says it
Yay for
random creepiness!
Yay for
random replies!
Yay for
... nothing.
....
I'm hungry. Yay!
Touche
Ouch. I missed all the fun after I logged off!
If
Michael Vicks get 5 years, I'm suing.
Sue whom?
:-P
Hmm... let me see
The US Justice system? For racially discriminating against blacks... I'll file it at Judge Judy's.
Racial discrimination my ass
Yes, OJ Simpson got acquitted because he was white :-P
OJ got acquitted
Because he had 9 black jurors, 1 hispanic and only 2 whites, and that's from an initial pool composed of 40% white, 28% black, 17% Hispanic, and 15% Asian. Not to mention
(1) None regularly read a newspaper, but eight regularly watch tabloid TV shows, (2) five thought it was sometimes appropriate to use force on a family member,
(3) all were Democrats,
(4) five reported that they or another family member had had a negative experience with the police,
(5) nine thought that Simpson was less likely to be a murderer because he was a professional athlete.
*Data lifted from this site
You missed my point
The Michael Vick case doesn't have much to do about race. Americans love their dogs, and if a white boy had done what Vick did, he would have been in the same shit.
Did it seem like I care about the point?
This is chickenmafia hehe... taking this to Judge Judy ain't exactly a serious solution now is it? hehe
I know
And I guess you just wanted to show off your knowledge of trivia as usual, hehe :-P
Nope, I was testing my hypothesis
I hypothesized that there was a big chance that the jury was a black majority hehe... and it proved out, so I put it up. :)
Crazy justice system!
Only in America people! I think it differs from the judge you get. But I was crazy surprised too that she didn't even reach her jail cell! I thought her being pregnant would minimize her sentence but that was crazy!
Even Lohan's punishment is crazy! I think she deserves a longer stint than Paris! That girl is insane! The next day she got out of rehab, she was arrested! I mean! What the hell was that!
You're right about Lohan
When she was arrested, the media types were predicting a sentence of at least six months. What a letdown.
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