From a bookstore somewhere....

... by a cartoon caveman? Ooh, scary.

Shoplifters, be afraid. Be very afraid!

OK, time for a lame joke....

Hey, that caveman must be in a book club! Hahaha!

What? Not funny? Well, that was the best I could come up with. My brain is still sloshing around like chili-induced diarrhea after watching Jet Li's awesome new movie a few hours ago. It contains every single action movie cliche that you can ever think of. Betrayal, revenge, one man against the world. Bike chase, car chase, rooftop foot chase. Gunfights, sword fights, martial arts fistfights. Hot women, fast cars, suitcases full of cash. Good cops, bad cops, incompetent local cops. Plot twist, double plot twist, cheesy smart-ass dialogue. In short, totally awesome!

My friends had mixed reactions to the movie. Philos seemed to like it, while Guilo was sound asleep by the time the end credits rolled. Like I said, mixed reactions.