Last week, reports surfaced that Miss USA Tara Conner might be fired because of bad behavior. However, pageant boss Donald Trump decided to give her a second chance. Here's a quick summary of what happened at the press conference.

	Please don't fire me, Mr. Trump!
	Fine, you're not fired.
	Yay!
	Now you must die, woman.
	Huh? Who the fuck are you?
	I'm the Terminator. Prepare to be terminated.
BANG!
	You... you shot me!
	Yes I did.
	Oh my God, they killed Miss USA!
	You bastard!
	Yay! I've finally terminated Sarah Connor!
	That's Tara Conner, not Sarah Connor, you dumbass.
	Oops, hehe. Oh well. I'll be back.

No, I'm not drunk, I swear.

By the way, here's some random trivia from IMDB: O.J. Simpson was considered for the role of the Terminator, but the producers feared he was "too nice" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.

Heh.