I had lunch at The Old Spaghetti House yesterday. I wanted to try something different, so I ordered their squid ink pasta. It tasted pretty good, but the ink turned my lips and teeth black. And it was ridiculously hard to wipe off. Note to self: never order squid ink pasta on a date.

Anyway, the story got interesting this morning when I pooped. Yup, you guessed it... my poop came out black.

For a moment, I panicked. Holy shit! Why is my poop black? Then I remembered. Oh, right, squid ink. Heh. After a while, I started thinking. What is squid ink anyway? Is it squid poop? Did I actually pay money to have squid diarrhea drizzled on my pasta? I know that I can easily find the answer to that on Google, but nah, I don't think I want to know.

I wish that I can show you what my poop looked like. Unfortunately, I flushed it before I thought of taking a picture. What? You don't want to see it? Why?