We know how people all around the world are going crazy over the FIFA World Cup. This scene from a German pub (as seen on the Daily Show With Jon Stewart) shows us that some people are crazier than others.

Watching soccer in a pub restroom? Crazy Germans.
Dude, I understand that you're a devoted fan who loves your team and doesn't want to miss any bit of the action, but come on! It's freaking soccer! You know, that boring game where they take an average of 30 minutes to score one single point. What are the chances that you'd miss something important during your 30-second trip to the restroom?

Come to think of it, how do we know that the guy was just peeing? He could have been masturbating. Now that would have to be considered "loving your team too much."