While channel surfing a few nights ago, I came across this story about a fake plastic surgeon who performed surgery without anesthesia. Surgery without anesthesia? God, that sounds painful. Imagine someone slowly sticking a knife into your guts while you're fully awake... *shudder*

Last night, a solution to that horrible scenario came to me in a dream. When I woke up, I decided to make a rough sketch of the system and share it with everyone.

Let me explain how it works. The patient sits on an electric wheelchair that goes around a rail track. A robot whacks the back of the patient's head with a baseball bat as the wheelchair passes by. This is repeated until the patient is unconscious, at which point the doctor can step in and perform the surgery.

It's all so simple, no? Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

You rich bastards in first world countries may prefer expensive anesthetic drugs, but this technology can save millions of lives in third world countries where people don't have money to buy those stupid stuff.

What? What do you mean by "where do they find the money to buy the robots"? Shut up! I can't be expected to solve all the world's problems in one day, can I?