I was watching porn the other day, as I often do when my PS2 needs some rest, and I started wondering if pornstars still get off. I imagine it must be like playing sports. You know, when you're an amateur, you do it for trophies and stuff, but when you turn pro you lose the love for it and it becomes all about the money.

But I think those women still get their jollies. I mean, it's their calling. They're so good at it they've turned it into a career. They might need ten midgets and a circus clown, but they can still get off.

I wonder how one even applies for a role in a porn movie. Do they take "oral tests" or something? And that must be one interesting physical those women go through. It must be hard getting turned down for a role in that. "Sorry, we think your resume is okay but we need someone with more of a background on getting fucked in the ass and girl-on-girl action. But don't worry we'll keep your credentials in file for future openings."

I heard somewhere that most women who become pornstars were molested during childhood. Now, that's something I don't get. I was molested by a priest when I was young, you don't see me going to Neverland Ranch. Okay, I lied, I wasn't molested by a priest... it was Elton John.