Mark Nuckols, a Tuck School of Business student, came up with Hufu, a type of tofu that tastes like human flesh. That's right! Human flesh! And don't think I'm making this up. I couldn't even think this up. This is too good. This is a clear sign that there's something desperately wrong with society.

When was the last time you said to yourself, "Hmmm... I'm craving for human stew but there's no human meat in the market. Damn!" Now, you can have all the human stew you want! Hufu is here! Cannibals have a vegetarian alternative! And to those who are watching their weight, no need to worry! It contains zero fat and only 100 calories per serving. Initially, only the juicy parts are available, which are upper arms, thighs and buttocks. Mmmm... There's nothing like human butt-cheeks for dinner!

If you're wondering what human flesh tastes like, don't worry. Nuckols got you covered. According to him, he did a lot of research and came up with this: "It tastes like beef but a little softer in texture and a little sweeter in taste." Contrary to popular belief, everything does not taste like chicken.

Now this is why I don't eat tofu. I don't trust that fucking thing. My friends say tofu can taste like anything. Now I believe them.