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Possessed

Recently, I noticed that I am doing a lot of the things I do routinely too much routinely! Like when I brush my teeth, it seems like I am doing the exact thing every time. Same number of strokes, same order of brushing up-down, left-right, and forward-backward. I even spit at the exact moment in the routine and swish water in exactly the same order and frequency.

Then when I wash my face, it's always exactly the same order of hand movements of upward-downward, sideways, and circular motions. Shampooing and soaping is also the same! My hands seem to have a mind of their own. Just this morning I said to myself while I was shampooing, "Look! Your hands are moving by themselves!" Then I tried to take control of them.

At first they wouldn't follow what I wanted them to do. But eventually I succeeded in taking over and I changed my shampooing routine for the sake of changing it. I even gave my hair a mohawk style before rinsing it.

I knew things were getting worse when I was crossing the street and I asked myself halfway, "How did I get here?!!" Fuck! I was crossing the street! Asking something like that halfway seemed dangerous! I could not remember how I got there. The last thing I remembered doing was putting on my shoes! I could not remember going out the door, locking it (Did I lock it?!!), taking the elevator down and going out the gate! And I've only been doing this routine for 2 months!

Was I possessed? Did any of you experience anything like this before? Someone give me a scientific explanation!

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