Did you ever notice that when you laugh really hard, your eyes close? Well they do. At the very least they squint. Now imagine yourself in a car. Okay good. Now imagine you have a passenger. Terrific, see how easy this is. This passenger keeps cracking jokes. You begin to laugh. Then one is really funny and you begin to crack up. And woah! There go those eyes.

I'll never look at Madonna the same way ever again. Never ever.