I saw three little white dogs tied to a bench beside a basketball court last Saturday. Apparently, the houseboy who was supposed to walk the dogs decided to goof off and play ball instead. And I guess he neglected to feed them too, because all three dogs soon started eating the grass like freaking cows.

I couldn't believe my eyes. I had to take a closer look to make sure that they weren't just chasing some small animal or something, and no, they really were licking and chewing the grass.

I ran off to grab my camera. By the time I got back, two of the doggies had probably realized that veggies taste like crap and had stepped away from the salad bar. But the third one was still munching on the green, tail wagging like crazy.

"Look! I'm a vegetarian! I'm PETA's best friend!"

What the hell? Dogs are supposed to be the quintessential carnivores! You know those four sharp teeth that we use to tear meat? There's a reason we call them "canine teeth" for steak's sake.

Stupid dog. You're a disgrace to your species and to carnivores everywhere. So cute though....