The return of ArsenaL
It has been close to two years since my last blog entry here at the Chicken Mafia. For years, Joyfulchicken has been pestering me to blog, noting that I was one of the founding members of the Mafia. He has even resorted to alluding to my superior, though underutilized, intellect, which he says can be of great boon to blogging. (Ahh yes... the exaggerations and lies of one joyful chicken.)
He did manage to drag me to last Saturday's iBlog4. The event was, um, exciting, especially the back-to-back-to-back discussions on elections and blogging--I got so pumped up that I had to go outside and pace around just to contain my boredom enthusiasm. But I have decided to blog again. I believe the potential is within myself to become an excellent blogger. I just have to believe. (Ahh yes... the exaggerations and lies I tell myself.)
The dilemma that I always had is what to blog about: should I blog about what I like or what readers would like? Hmm... would what I ate for breakfast make a buzz-worthy entry? Hmm... I really had a difficult time choosing between muffin and rice for my Big Breakfast. Hmm....
I want to be an excellent blogger. That means more research and thinking and less "stream of consciousness" BS. Blogging might not be as easy for me as it is for other people, but it is the journey that counts. (Ahh yes... keep telling myself clichés and hope everything turns out right.)
So yes, I have returned. I hope I will stay around longer this time.
P.S. To cater to the male readership segment, I will occasionally post carefully selected female pictures for beauty appreciation at the end of my blog entries. I am still evaluating the female readership segment and would consider posting scantily clad men. But just to be clear... no, I'm not gay.
Welcome back
Beauty appreciation... is that your euphemism for masturbation? :-P
No
I don't do masturbation. I am the master of my own domain.
Right
Statistics show that 95% of men masturbate. The other 5% are liars.
Why not change the poll
to survey who masturbates or not. Do you? Hehe =)
Hmm, yeah,
that can be a fun poll. I'll think about it.
I forgot who won that bet
was it Jerry?
Huh?
What bet?
I think it was Elaine
JC, you should download the Seinfeld episode regarding the "contest" on who is the master of his own domain. People say that it's probably the funniest Seinfeld episode.
Hmm,
must have missed that episode. I had no clue what you two were talking about :-P
I remember
some of these scenes though not sure if they were from the same episode:
- George visiting his mom in the hospital and seeing some woman getting a spongebath
- Kramer looking at a nudist in the building across
- Elaine sleeping with a Kennedy (this is pretty hazy to me)
That's why I thought it was Jerry who won hehe
Hmm
Got to hunt that episode down.
She looks too cute
Sorry, can't masturbate to that pic.
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My new blog (even I don't know why I need it)
Desensitized
from watching too much porn huh :-P
Precisely
Women don't look that cute and innocent in those movies.
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My new blog (even I don't know why I need it)
Porn stars don't look innocent?
No kidding :-P
so tell me...
who are these "founding fathers"
The last one
would be Catinamosh, who also happened to be the most active blogger in our first few months of existence.
Oh
I thought political satire would be a great addition to inanities here *hint*
Though sex sells, and it's swell. So sex-tinged political satire?
Or sex and political satire?
www.AWBHoldings.com
oh god
the moment cm starts talking about politics... I dunno man :-/
ArsenaL, I am dumbfounded. apparently, you don't just throw fast footballs; with this post, you have exhibited your flair for blog posts with scantily clad women! yayz!
sex and politics
would those two mix? hhmm... It's either politicians having sex or pornstars doing politics.
Political satire?
From ArsenaL? This is the guy who got so bored during MLQ3's speech that he walked out :-P Nope, zero interest in politics there.
If you turn to our first few pages
We actually wrote some rather political pieces but they didn't sell as much as violence and scantily clad damsels, just went with the times. :p
Welcome back
Almost wondered if some perv took up your name hehe... but then I realized boneless chicken ain't really gone is he?
Oh yeah,
BonelessChicken a.k.a. Piggy was also part of the blog team at the start. I shouldn't have invited him, heh.
ooohh
another chicken armed with weapuns.
Hey!
My knife and fork aren't weapons. At least they usually aren't :-P
JC, this would be a good time
to encourage other members to create their own avatars. Didn't you have some post about that before?
Or if you can come up with a utility that generates avatars by combining all sorts of costumes, it would be better :-P
Don't you remember
how lazy I am? :-P
i want
mine to have weapons too =P
Violence is never the answer
But it's usually fun :-D
What!? Using naked women to
What!? Using naked women to lure gather fans?
I guess that explains
why so many of our readers are perverts.
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