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chinesemafia's picture

Recently, I noticed that I am doing a lot of the things I do routinely too much routinely! Like when I brush my teeth, it seems like I am doing the exact thing every time. Same number of strokes, same order of brushing up-down, left-right, and forward-backward. I even spit at the exact moment in the routine and swish water in exactly the same order and frequency.

Then when I wash my face, it's always exactly the same order of hand movements of upward-downward, sideways, and circular motions. Shampooing and soaping is also the same! My hands seem to have a mind of their own. Just this morning I said to myself while I was shampooing, "Look! Your hands are moving by themselves!" Then I tried to take control of them.

At first they wouldn't follow what I wanted them to do. But eventually I succeeded in taking over and I changed my shampooing routine for the sake of changing it. I even gave my hair a mohawk style before rinsing it.

I knew things were getting worse when I was crossing the street and I asked myself halfway, "How did I get here?!!" Fuck! I was crossing the street! Asking something like that halfway seemed dangerous! I could not remember how I got there. The last thing I remembered doing was putting on my shoes! I could not remember going out the door, locking it (Did I lock it?!!), taking the elevator down and going out the gate! And I've only been doing this routine for 2 months!

Was I possessed? Did any of you experience anything like this before? Someone give me a scientific explanation!

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day dreaming

maybe you've been day dreaming and your moments of consciousness only cover those that you remember. I think you need to see a shrink or something if doctors don't find anything wrong with you.

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm...

What other activities can you do with a routine up-down up-down hand motion? :-P

ArsenaL's picture

Ayou insinuating any sexual

Ayou insinuating any sexual activity?

joyfulchicken's picture

You're such a

repressed Catholic schoolboy.

Repressed Chicken

I agree, better see a shrink if you've been dazed for two months.

Or maybe you lost your focus/drive to do other interesting things

joyfulchicken's picture

Well, he hasn't lost the drive

to watch wrestling every week, heh. Hmm.

OR

GET LAID YOU CHICKEN!

chinesemafia's picture

Get laid?

I prefer to think of it as slow love making with lips locked, fingers crossed, and legs entwined..

I'm not sure

if you're a hopeless romantic chicken or you're just one of those rarely breed who happened to know how to blog

philos's picture

Or

Has never gotten laid.

chinesemafia's picture

I'm not sure

if I know how to blog... There's this picture of her I saw today. She was standing in front of the beach (or lake) with the sunset behind her and all you can see is her silhouette. It took my breath away and made my heart skip a beat. It made me long for her even more...

joyfulchicken's picture

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catinamosh's picture

Tsk tsk tsk

What the fuck? You're gay! Gay gay gay gay gay!

Sooooooo

Chinesemafia's "SHE" is actually a "HE"?! (one of those go figure!)

Your entry's title explains it ... P O S S E S S E D - you should talk to someone dude. Seems like it's a far cry, tsk tsk

joyfulchicken's picture

Or maybe

his "she" was a "he" who turned into a "she", hehehe.

Now I've confused myself.

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