Scientology: sino si Xenu?
The name "Xenu" is often thrown around by people poking fun at Scientology. Hail Xenu! Free Xenu! What would Xenu do? You might have even seen the name mentioned more than once on this site.
But who is Xenu? (In Filipino, sino si Xenu?) And, for that matter, what is Scientology?
Operation Clambake (Xenu.net) probably has all the information you need, including the whole Xenu story. But if you are lazy, you can always rely on South Park for a little education.
It all makes sense now, doesn't it?
Last time I checked, ...
Mor
mons believe in some huge pile of shit as well. Are we going to have mormon bashing week anytime in the future? PWEESE? :-)Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Oh, right, those quirky Mormons
They have a funny religion too. But are the mainstream religions really any less ridiculous? >:)
Flame war starts in 3, 2, 1....
how about the christians.. they got a funny religion too?
there goes my afterlife!
All religions are funny to me
Then again, I'm the guy who thinks that poop is funny, so there's no reason for anyone to take me seriously.
I think that was one of the first thing JC did
Bash Mormons.
I chose not to link
to that one because it's embarrassingly corny. But I should have known that you'd dig it up anyway :-P
As if my <s> tag...
...around small 'm' is not corny :-P
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Of course it is :-P
Yay for corniness.
We might bash Christianity while we're at it
But I am afraid a certain second-most-blogging person would leave ChickenMafia because of feeling deeply offended :-/
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Yeah
Besides, it's Scientology Week. Focus, people. Focus.
I'm looking at the future :-P
It's always good to plan ahead ;-)
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
True
So many religions to bash, and so little time....
=P
..and nobody's talked about Xenu yet :P
Hmm
Maybe the kids here thought that Xenu is like Voldermort--He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
So then...
do they scientologists hate Xenu? Or is Xenu like God or something?
Hmm, I'm not sure
I guess Xenu would be like the Devil or something.
And do Scientologists even have a god
or do they just worship Tom Cruise? Damn it. There's so much that I don't know.
Hoh!
Xenu is satan!
An alien Satan
Yay!
I didn't know that
Catinamosh was religious... he does swear a lot, maybe he is.
You just called him religious? :-O
Be thankful that he probably won't see your comment. If he ever does, you're in trouble :-P
Well Carney did mention the second most blogging person here
And according to our eggs its macintosh hehe
Interesting
So he had more entries than you have despite his short stay here? Shame on you :-P
Make that...
...second most blogging person in recent times :-P We're not talking Antics or Medieval here :-P
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Did i just read...
...something in Filipino?
I thought this mafia catered to an international audience. lol
@carnifex do ya want a translation of the title? heheh
Where do your gonads want to go today?
Oh, right, international audience
There. Happy now? :-P
Now your Korean friends will be able to understand everything. Yay!
For real?
Seriously? COS? Xenu?
Southpark rules!!!!!! =p
Yes, South Park is the best
And yes, they got the facts pretty much straight with this one.
So...
...enlightening~~ :P
Well,
chickenmafia.com has always been an educational website, heh.
Feel free to refer to me as
Dr Philos hehe...
Xenu sya?
if that video is factual. that is so *ucking crazy. is there any other (famous) people? that are into Scientology? what about here in the Philippines?
Haha
David Pomeranz? Real Filipinos ought to be smart enough to waste cash on trash... we do what we do best, imitate hehe... expect an Iglesia of Scientolohiya soon :p
There are supposedly
only around 50 Scientologists in the Philippines.
There are lots of them in Hollywood though. Here's a list :-D
John Travolta has a wife?!
I thought he was gay.
Hmm... I already know that gay people can have wives :P
According to rumors....
wait, can't have rumors here. I don't want to get sued :-(
But... But!
Aaaah!
My eyes! :-(
Hey! It wasn't THAT bad
I actually thought it was sort of cute!
CUTE???
The fuck got into you, girl???
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Maybe it's similar to
how guys like lesbian porn, heh.
Hmmm...
That's a good point actually.
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Wow Carney
That was quite a reaction. Your gay level just went escalating down. Sorry Tiffy, I had to say this since you didn't say anything.
I disagree
Exaggerated homophobia can be an indicator of closeted gayness :-D Yay!
Closeted?
Whoa, I don't closet anything :-P I'm just not that much of a gay to enjoy two kind of ugly looking dudes kissing :-/
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Fine
But the Kitty is the one who gets to decide your percentage anyway.
Actually,
I knew deep down inside that he was mad cause Travolta over there wasn't kissing him.
I was trying to repress the urge to sell him out. But since Neko is bewildered about my lack of response, there we go!
Travolta is simply not handsome :-/
Now, on the other hand, if that was Keanu Reeves...
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
I'm sorry neko
Just can't help pointing this out... Err, how does anything escalate down?
Yay!
Captain Know-It-All strikes again! :-P
I knew you'd say something like this
How utterly predictable.
If you can fall up the stairs
You sure can escalate down :)
Hahaha
Of course it didn't escalate down!
Au contraire, it's not 12% :3
What do you know...
Kitty has thought expression problems :-P I'd even say she's 1% illiterate :-P
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
She is?
Oh good. I thought I was 1% confused.
Aaaah!
My digestive tract! :-(
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
You were trying to be funny, right?
Well, trying, really.
What!
Francis from Malcolm in the middle? Elvis' wife and daughter? Oh come on. If you don't want you money, give it to me. Join the Neko religion.
By the way, I don't know exactly how expensive is the religion. JC only said expensive.
We'll tackle the price
on Day 7... I hope. Wow, we're halfway through Scientology Week. How time flies....
Why not just say fuck and be done with it
Fucking crazy!
But... but....
there are children watching!
OK, there aren't. Cuss all you want :-P
Wow Tiffy
I didn't know you use the f word.
You didn't know?
She was the one who came up with "fuckity fuck fuck," remember? :-D
But
fuckity fuck fuck makes it sound kiddie. (And yea I forgot about it. At least I didn't think of it right away)
Well, the kid
swears like a sailor :-D
Hahahah!
She's gonna swear when she sees this :P
Realy?
Seems more like "talks in a manner that would make even a sailor ashamed" to me :-P
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Whoa whoa whoa
You're straying into dangerous territory here. Watch it. Don't make the Kitty angry :-P
If we all hate swearing so much
Then why do we keep saying Tom Cruise?
What the fuck are you talking about
Who hates swearing?
Ohh...
I was just Cruising around...
I think you did that on purpose!
To build up to using this pun. :-/
What can I say
The guy loves his puns. He's a pundit :-D
If that's supposed to be a pun,
I didn't get it either.
What can I say?
I'll take that as a compliment hehe
Trust me,
it's not a compliment :-P
Haha!
JC is using the f word! Yay! I'm still used to reading it from you yet :P
I swear a lot in real life
So I try not to when I'm blogging. Yay for balance :-D
Yeah
Especially when you drive. Yay.
I do?
Fuck :-(
Good
I thought I'm the only one with no patience behind the wheel
Yay!
Hotheaded drivers of the world, unite!
Really?
How can you say?
Can you even spell? :/
Really?
Around you guys I've just said, "shit." And it isn't even often.
You must be exaggerating. Yay!
I only said that you swear like a sailor
Not all sailors swear a lot, you know :-P
Popeye sure doesn't
Unless you count shiver me timbers... they just have poor grammar hehe
But I
have excellent grammar.
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