Who is your favorite Scientologist?
Submitted by joyfulchicken on September 1, 2007 - 1:13am.
John Travolta!
2% (1 vote)
Tom Cruise!
3% (2 votes)
Katie Holmes!
12% (7 votes)
Albert Einstein!
10% (6 votes)
You moron! Einstein was a scientist, not a Scientologist!
42% (25 votes)
Whatever.
17% (10 votes)
Huh? What is a Scientologist?
14% (8 votes)
Total votes: 59


Yay for Travolta!
Especially when he played the evil Xenu in Battlefield Earth... wait, it wasn't Xenu?!!
Anyway, Cruise is a wuzz who won't come out of the closet hehe :p
Dude, we need
enough Scientology stuff to last one whole week. Don't be using everything up now :-P
I was hoping
That they'd be suing as before midweek so we might have something to write about then hehe
But no one ever
visits this site. I think we're safe.
Dude, Tom Cruise is gay?
Like sooooo radical!
You're being sarcastic,
right? :-P
No
Actually, I'm asking.
He's married, right?
Being married
doesn't guarantee non-gayness ;-)
So we still get to be part of carney's wedding?
Yay!
Hahaha
Yay!
:-/
* casts a "minor lightning" on Kitty *
Yay for D&D! Since I'm a 85% nerd, I might as well learn to play Dungeons and Dragons, because there isn't much where to further degrade :-/
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Does this mean that
soon enough, we can call you a 100% gay nerd? :-P
Yay for faulty math.
If I'd become a girl
I wouldn't be much of a gay, right? :-P
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Aha!
10% now
Hehe
I knew you'd say that :-P
Aren't you
proud of me?
Er...
good job with the gayness tracking? Here's a cookie.
But I want my isaw :-(
:-(
Isaw and a cookie?
Yummy combination :-D
Make that a coke :-D
Yummier! Yay!
What?
Still no votes for Tom Cruise? Heh.
Everybody hates Tom Cruise
Don't you know? We love vulgarity but not Tom Cruise vulgarity.
Katie Holmes loves Tom Cruise
Or does she? Maybe she was brainwashed! Yay for baseless rumors >:)
Is she
a member of CoS now?
Yes she is
Yay.
How about
Nicole Kidman?
I think she hates
both Tom Cruise and the CoS now, heh.
Yay!
Marry a german!
I don't know
"Nicole Hitler" doesn't sound good.
Is this still open?
The Scientology Week is over and yet this poll is still open. What gives? And the header image is still there!
http://awbholdings.com
Yeah, too lazy to take them down
Maybe a part of me believes that if I leave them on long enough, they'd still be there by next year's Scientology Week. Yay for saving effort!
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