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Frankenfood is better than no food

joyfulchicken's picture

Inquirer.net's layout sucks. They like to have a big headline on top and a photo right under it, which would be normal if not for the fact that the headline and the photo are usually unrelated. This is what I saw there earlier today.

Hmm, interesting. So we have an article telling us that 19% of Filipinos are living in extreme poverty. But right below the headline, we have a bunch of Greenpeace activists protesting against genetically modified rice while dressed as turds.

I've called Greenpeace activists idiots before, and I'll do it again. These idiots love publicity stunts. Dress up in silly costumes, carry big signs, and scream anti-GMO slogans--how fun! But if you walk up to them and ask them to explain why GMOs are bad, chances are they won't be able to come up with logical answers. Instead, they'll just throw around misleading "scare" words like "contamination." They also like to make general accusations that are unsupported by any evidence. Genetic engineering is evil! GMOs contaminate the environment! GM food is Frankenfood--it's not safe! Ooh, so scary!

Bullshit. There is no scientific evidence that GM food poses any significant health risks. But fearmongers like Greenpeace seem to have no qualms about spreading misinformation to promote their agenda. The situation isn't helped by lazy journalists who parrot Greenpeace press releases without checking the facts. And the poor public ends up scared shitless. Oh no! GM food sounds so scary! We've got to ban it!

Of course, as with any new technology, some of the safety concerns here may be valid. But the solution is to do more research and testing. It makes no sense to throw away all the benefits of genetic engineering just because a bunch of idiots are irrationally afraid of scientific progress. That's right, Greenpeace. Genetic engineering actually has benefits! Scientists don't genetically modify stuff just for the heck of it, you know. They do so to produce crops with higher yield, more nutrients, and better resistance to diseases.

In Third World countries where many people go hungry everyday, GM crops can potentially save and improve millions of lives. An example would be golden rice, which is genetically modified to biosynthesize beta-carotene. It would be good for a country like the Philippines, where Vitamin A deficiency is a prevalent health problem.

But Greenpeace activists don't want that, and I can't understand why. Maybe they're a front for the organic food industry. Or maybe they're just well-meaning dummies brainwashed by evil Greenpeace overlords. Whatever their motives are, it's clear that they're doing more harm than good.

Someone please remind these idiots that, for starving people, Frankenfood is better than no food.

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what do you think of

what do you think of artificial meat grown on the back of laboratory mice? hmmmmm deeeelicious..

carnifex's picture

Mmmmmmmm

Fooooooooooood....

(What do you think of a meat that's grown inside an animal? Same shit different place, I'd eat it even if it was grown in a green glowing lead container, as long as it tastes right and has similar nutritional qualities)

Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight | http://carnifex.blog.com

joyfulchicken's picture

I'd go one step further

I don't care about nutritional qualities. As long as it tastes good, I'll eat it.

joyfulchicken's picture

Sounds good to me

PETA may not like it though.

Then how about we try

Then how about we try growing some tofu blocks on paris hilton's boobs? perhaps they'll reconsider.... i bet it'll taste like chicken. mmmmmmmm....

joyfulchicken's picture

Which one tastes like chicken?

The tofu blocks or Paris Hilton's boobs?

OK, that's a silly question. Everything tastes like chicken.

philos's picture

Except ostrich

Which tastes oddly like beef

joyfulchicken's picture

And tofu,

which tastes like crap.

But I like tofu! and

But I like tofu! and beef!

Wait, we cant grow tofu/soybeans on Paris' boobies, that's plant material. i guess boobie farming will have to wait until stem cell research has matured

joyfulchicken's picture

I won't eat anything

grown on Paris Hilton's boobies. I'm not squeamish, but I do have my limits.

But I like..... on second

But I like.....

on second thought, I dont like slut boobies after all. even rich a slut's boobies. bleh

I found the my chicken! http://www.subservientchicken.com/

joyfulchicken's picture

Heh

The chicken does cartwheels.

Indeed

Indeed

i'm thinking

Bitch, Are u Retarded?

i'm tryin

to post this nxt to jeff's post, why is this showing up all over the joint?

something

dubious is goin on... holy carabao! nasaan na si pork knight!?

joyfulchicken's picture

Dude, you shouldn't

smoke a joint before posting comments :-P

strange but true

i don't get it. farmers do genetic engineering all the time, what with crossbreeding and crosspollination to get bigger harvests, fatter chickens and all that. what's with greenpeace?

(of course, i'm no fan of radical bioengineering... there's always the law of unintended consequences that'll bite us in the end.)

joyfulchicken's picture

Exactly

Humans have been tampering with nature through artificial selection for thousands of years. Bioengineering merely makes things easier.

Of course, bioengineering may have its own risks, but contrary to what Greenpeace idiots like to think, nature isn't necessarily safer. Bubonic plague, smallpox, the Spanish flu... those were all "natural" and yet had killed more people than all the "evil corporations" ever did.

Ive seen Greenpeace activists in action

and I must say they're one rabid bunch! they were against GM corn that's growing near our farm! haha! i find nothing wrong in their other "green" pursuits but this anti-GM food thing really gets my goat. It benefits us people!!! i know there are and should be limitations to its proper use but come on give those parched africans a taste of those juicy giant tomatoes and GM rice so they wont starve!!! argh!

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes, they sure are rabid, aren't they?

And the rabid cult-like nature of these activist organizations is what worries me.

Most of them may have good intentions, and some of them may even be right on certain issues, but I have a serious problem with how they push their agenda through misinformation and intimidation instead of rational debate.

Would...

they consider it the greatest insult if you made them eat GM foods without them noticing? :P

joyfulchicken's picture

Hehehe, you're so evil

Go ahead and give it a try, and tell us what happens.

Hello Kitty would be so proud of you.

hello kitty

WILL BE HAPPY!!!!

joyfulchicken's picture

How can you even know if Hello Kitty is happy?

That evil cat has no mouth.

Raein has an explanation: She absorbs nutrients from the air--that's why she doesn't need a mouth :)

Fine.

I take it back.

Maybe the kitty has an invisible mouth.
And she uses this to gobble up chickens in large amounts. Hmm...

joyfulchicken's picture

Gobble up chickens?

Scary. Cats really are evil.

philos's picture

Don't you know

Chicken mafiosos are GMO's? It's how they're able to hold on to spoon and forks

joyfulchicken's picture

Tsk

You've revealed our dark secret. Greenpeace will hate us now.

philos's picture

But we hate them first

With the silly pig and ramming straight for the Tubataha Reef, I have no love left for Greenpeace

Les Kitty's picture

Then what does that a kitty make?

Then is the evil kitty ingesting too much GM chickens?

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm, probably

Warning: Ingesting GM chickens may make your mouth disappear.

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