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What is your New Year's resolution?

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I resolve to eat more vegetables.
12% (5 votes)
I resolve to watch less TV and exercise more.
14% (6 votes)
I resolve to quit smoking.
0% (0 votes)
I resolve to quit smoking pot.
5% (2 votes)
I resolve to quit eating junk food and watching cartoons after smoking pot.
16% (7 votes)
All the options sound so difficult. Can't I go for something easy, like resolving to fart less?
19% (8 votes)
Damn it... I just farted. So much for the New Year's resolution.
9% (4 votes)
Huh? Why should I make a New Year's resolution that I know I can't keep?
16% (7 votes)
Huh? What is a New Year's resolution?
0% (0 votes)
Huh? What is a New Year?
9% (4 votes)
Total votes: 43

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