Motel

I started going to motels a month ago.

I started with Victoria Court. It’s probably one of the oldest of its kind, and therefore, commands the best locations and the most expensive prices.

Now typically when you drive in with a car, they will try to put you in the VIP suite. That’s very expensive. But tell them you want deluxe. It costs around php 825. It’s the lowest rate so far I got unless you come in a taxi. Yes folks, if you ride in a taxi cab you can get a cheaper room.

The next motel chain I tried was Daisy. It’s located in Pasig City. Daisy is CHEAP!!! And it has mirrors in the room so you can see yourself shagging a girl. Daisy costs around php 370 to php 410.

The last one I tried was good old ANITO. You see the owners of ANITO and Victoria Court are related, they are actually brothers. ANITO is in the same price range as VC. However, I find ANITO's service better because they will give you a discount card when you ask for it.

A discount card gives you 10 - 20% off on the room rates, depending on the motel chain.

You can also come in a motorcycle.

To me, it's only a room. The cheaper the better. [TIP: If you are a good matador, you need not worry about the ambiance. Only worry about your wallet, because the woman will demand your services if you make her feel good.]

Practise techniques at home. Watch porno. Try withdrawal (removing your sausage from the buns before the sauce comes out). :P

Good luck.

P.S. Practise safe sex. Use a condom. Yes, even when doing anal. lol.