Me caveman me bash shoplifter!
From a bookstore somewhere....
... by a cartoon caveman? Ooh, scary.
Shoplifters, be afraid. Be very afraid!
OK, time for a lame joke....
Hey, that caveman must be in a book club! Hahaha!
What? Not funny? Well, that was the best I could come up with. My brain is still sloshing around like chili-induced diarrhea after watching Jet Li's awesome new movie a few hours ago. It contains every single action movie cliche that you can ever think of. Betrayal, revenge, one man against the world. Bike chase, car chase, rooftop foot chase. Gunfights, sword fights, martial arts fistfights. Hot women, fast cars, suitcases full of cash. Good cops, bad cops, incompetent local cops. Plot twist, double plot twist, cheesy smart-ass dialogue. In short, totally awesome!
My friends had mixed reactions to the movie. Philos seemed to like it, while Guilo was sound asleep by the time the end credits rolled. Like I said, mixed reactions.
HAHAhHAHAhh!
Beaten to death!!! How come it's so boring here, I don't see signs like this!
Petty criminals don't get beaten to death
in your country? You need to get tougher on crime. Yay!
Scary
They do have death penalty out there. Don't want to be there.
http://awbholdings.com
We have death penalty here too
Yay for "salvaging" :-P
We don't have death penalty here
Yay for wasting tax payers' money on hopeless criminals.
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Hmm, that sounds like
a good topic for a serious blog entry. If only I weren't so lazy....
what?! no love interest?!
isn't it interesting how the woman of martial arts films are always more capable than they guys?
Oh yeah, no love in this one
There are boobies though. Yay!
The women of martial arts films are always stronger than all the guys aside from the hero. That's another cliche, heh.
Caveman's do need to belong
Caveman's do need to belong to book clubs so they can beat shopliffies to death bahaha.
It's funny how that movie is called War in the US and here in Indonesia it's called Rogue Assassin O_o
It's Rogue Assassin here too!
I don't see the logic behind it really. "Hey, those Asians might not understand the English title, so maybe we should change it to something longer and harder to spell?"
Philos said "Rouge Assassin" at the ticket counter and we laughed at him :-D
I figured all those blood
Might have brought the name on hehe :p
Oh, you forgot the secret stash of weapons
That can only be opened using a number-coded keypad, plus a wardrobe of suits--all of the same style, weird name for a weird person, revenge, counter-revenge hehe... it's like a video game, where the story just connects the action sequences :)
Yay for video game violence
Rogue is the Asian Max Payne!
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