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The love potion

ArsenaL's picture

Once upon a time, there was a prince who, despite his stature and riches, was unhappy. He was unhappy because he neither understood nor felt the true meaning of love. He consulted with the king's court of advisors, but no one could help him. The prince was engulfed with gloom.

An old woman who has been a life-long servant for the imperial court approached the prince. The servant told the prince about a rare flower on a mountain peak at the edge of the kingdom. The dew of the flower is a love potion, and anyone who drinks the dew would know the secrets of true love.

The prince hastily trekked toward the mountain peak. There standing alone in the vast emptiness of the mountain was a single flower with indescribable colors. He carefully transferred the dew to his palm, so as not to break the flower. He was elated now that he had the love potion on the palm of his hand.

He slowly sipped the love potion, and almost spat it out immediately. It was both bitter and putrid. It was like thorns going down his throat. He was half-convinced to spit it out, but he decided to gulp it all down.

The prince didn't feel anything different except for the rumbling in his stomach. He journeyed back to his palace, but still, nothing changed. He was still ignorant about the meaning of true love. The old servant told him that it was a test of the determination and courage of the drinker. She advised the prince to travel to the mountain peak and drink the love potion again, promising that the determination and courage of the prince would be rewarded with what he seeks.

The prince, with mixed enthusiasm and wariness, traveled back to the mountain peak. The flower stood there as beautiful as he left it. He put the dew on his hand and placed it near his mouth. The bitterness of the love potion haunted him, but he was determined to go through with it. He sipped the love potion. It was surprisingly sweet. It tasted like fresh honey that was meant only for the queen bee. He quickly drank the remaining love potion, relishing the heavenly taste.

Right at that moment, he felt a deluge of emotions. Everything seemed more beautiful. He was overjoyed. Tears slowly flowed from his eyes. He knew the meaning of true love. But love wasn't the only thing he learned. He also realized that...

The love potion is sweeter the second time around.

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joyfulchicken's picture

What the... ?

You wrote such a long story just for that punch line?

i

think its quite good

joyfulchicken's picture

Yeah, it's not bad

Just a bit too Oprah for me, heh.

neko-chan's picture

Hahahah!

Yea I was thinking the same. Such a long story for that one punch line :P

joyfulchicken's picture

That was 30 minutes of my life

that I'd never get back. What? I'm a slow reader.

philos's picture

Well

It wasn't sweet the first time... so it couldn't be sweeter the second time around... just plain sweet or less bitter... or perhaps, bittersweet? hehe

joyfulchicken's picture

Simple logic

If A is bitter and B is sweet, then B is sweeter than A.

What part of that didn't you understand? :-P

philos's picture

It's not simple

It's flawed... bitter is not the opposite of sweet, the absence of sweetness does not imply bitterness nor does the presence of sweetness preclude bitterness...

joyfulchicken's picture

Try this experiment....

Eat a spoonful of sugar, then eat a spoonful of your own poo.

Tell me, which one's sweeter?

carnifex's picture

Hmmm....

I can only assume you know what you're talking about meaning you conducted a scientific experiment to make sure of that, which is fucking disgusting x_X

Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight

joyfulchicken's picture

Haha

Good thing I'm not as scientific-minded as you are :-P

carnifex's picture

Yes

Making hypothetic assumptions without actually testing them sometimes is the way to go :-|

Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight

neko-chan's picture

This is the second time today

that I saw JC-Philos comment fight. Yay!

joyfulchicken's picture

And I'm up 2-0?

Yay!

Les Kitty's picture

Just because your answers are senseless?

Yay!

joyfulchicken's picture

My answers are senseless?

Yay!

Les Kitty's picture

Your answers have sense?

Really?

joyfulchicken's picture

Fishy fish eyes hamburger

Yay!

Les Kitty's picture

I lol'd

Hamburger fish don't have eyes!

joyfulchicken's picture

So I made no sense again?

Yay!

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