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Here are two unintentionally funny pictures from the last regular season meeting between the Golden State Warriors and the Dallas Mavericks.


Dude, you're blocking the wrong ball!


Sometimes, Karma kicks you in the balls.

Yesterday, the Warriors upset the heavily-favored Mavs to take a 1-0 lead in their best-of-seven series. Yay! It's always nice to see ballsy underdogs win.

OK, enough about balls.

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THE MAVS WILL GO ALL THE WAY!

But right now, I'm busy reminding myself that Game 1 never happened!

Im in a safe place... Im in a safe place... Im in a safe place...

I'm sure Dirk [EHEM! THE MVP] is doing exactly the same.

joyfulchicken's picture

I want the Mavs to win too,

but only because I'll owe my friend Philos a burger if the Warriors can push the series to 7 games.

That's good

Dirk will slit the Warriors' throats next game. After that, he'll fuck the wound. Book it!

joyfulchicken's picture

Slit throats?

That sounds appropriate, because Dirk tends to choke in big games :-P

But Dirk did deliver during

But Dirk did deliver during the semi big game (Game 7 vs the Spurs)!

Dirk doesn't choke, he's had lots of practice. No. wait.

joyfulchicken's picture

Hehe

Well, we'll see what happens tomorrow.

philos's picture

I can almost

Taste my burger!

joyfulchicken's picture

Damn it

Dirk is really a choker.

carnifex's picture

What?

He sucked and swallowed every Warriors player? Sorry, I don't watch NBA :)

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joyfulchicken's picture

Hehe

Dirk sucks. That's all you need to know.

75%

of the team that won game 1 wins the series. 75 percent. with miami heat being the other 25 percent, hehe

joyfulchicken's picture

75% of statistics

are made up on the spot.

philos's picture

Miami is a fluke

I bet Wade isn't as riled up now as he was coming back before the play-offs hehe... I'm sure the Bulls will take this one home...

joyfulchicken's picture

Sure looks like it

And that's good, because I have my money on the Bulls, heh.

What balls

Enough of what type of balls? LOL.

joyfulchicken's picture

Damaged balls


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