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catinamosh's picture

Just as I thought things couldn't get any weirder. I heard this news on the radio and I thought it might not be true. So I searched for it on Google. It IS true! It's from the Indian Express. I can't even make this up.

In India, a 19-year old girl married her boyfriend's elder brother so that she and her boyfriend can live in the same house. Since her boyfriend is only 19, and the legal age for a man to get married is 21, she asked the older brother to marry her. She also let him sign a contract that he would divorce her when her boyfriend turns 21.

What the fuck?!?! When I heard this my left brain turned to my right brain and said, "It's dark in here... and we may die!" It's one thing that the girl thought this up. But the older brother agreed! And the boyfriend didn't say anything! I dunno who's more fucked up among the three!

This, my friends, is the effect of not eating beef! I think Indians are now experiencing the lack of protein in their bodies. I hope the Hindu gods smoke these three... We do not want these people having children.

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why...

Why does society today have so many double-standard views. guy has to be 21 and girl can be younger than that? what's the difference between a 21 year old man and woman anyways...

joyfulchicken's picture

It's not just today's society

Inequality has existed for thousands of years, and it will probably exist as long as humans exist. It's unfair, but I believe that some form of social inequality is always necessary to maintain social order.

catinamosh's picture

Darn!

Women will still push for gender equality at the same time expecting men to be gentlemen and give them special treatment...

philos's picture

I agree life wasn't meant to be fair

Otherwise it's no fun, no challenge at all... but I believe it has to have justice. And this is poetic justice for the parents if there ever was one hehe

joyfulchicken's picture

Oh wow

I'd bet that they are making a Bollywood movie about this story right now.

catinamosh's picture

Maybe

She got the idea from a Bollywood movie... She's waiting for her sing and dance moment...

Did you know that in Bollywood movies, before the good guy and the bad guy fight, they have a song and dance number? Sick, ain't it?

joyfulchicken's picture

That's lame

You know what would be entertaining? Have the good guy and the bad guy fight while they are both doing the song and dance number. Do I smell an Oscar?

catinamosh's picture

Hahaha!

You should fly to India and become a director! You might not get an Oscar. You might win in Cannes though...

i tnk catinamosh

and joyfulchicken are one person.

wat u tnk

joyfulchicken's picture

Why would you think that?

Because we both habitually make fun of religion? Or because we both think that you're retarded? :-P

Why don't tag along the next time we have a team meeting? You can get to know catinamosh, and the two of you can be best friends, hehehe.

i

love you :P

catinamosh's picture

Leave

me out of this :P

chinesemafia's picture

You think??!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA =))

Sorry I couldn't finish the rest of what you wrote.

ArsenaL's picture

Honeymoon

Who would be present in the honeymoon then? Hehe

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm

This can be a new hit sitcom... 2 Guys, a Girl, and a Divorce Contract.

By the way, why is catinamosh reading the Indian Express?

catinamosh's picture

Wow!

You really have something there! You should try directing :P

I heard it on the radio. I searched for it to confirm...

i

love indians :P

they have nice smell.

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