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joyfulchicken's picture

Yay! More videos of reporters screwing up on live TV! This batch is for those of you who prefer Freudian slips over vanilla slapstick.




Hmm, I better post a real blog entry soon. This site is starting to look like a YouTube clone. Damn you, YouTube!

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carnifex's picture

The last one is...

hilarious!!! :D CNN looks lame compared to this.

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joyfulchicken's picture

Yes, Fox News is the funniest

It probably has the most unprofessional news reporters and anchors in the civilized world.

hey i was gonna put a post like this..

might as well give you this one too


joyfulchicken's picture

Hahaha

Fox News may have a conservative bent, but their people sure are horny all the time.

lolz

this is what news people think about while doing their job.

joyfulchicken's picture

Well, there are lots of bad news nowadays

Can't blame them for trying to think happy thoughts.

neko-chan's picture

Fox news is cool!

Heheh :P

joyfulchicken's picture

They sure are funny

But cool? Hmm, I don't know. Watch this and tell me if you still think that they're cool :-D


carnifex's picture

Hahahahahahaha!

Oh my God! Hahahahahahahahaha!

That's the coolest "discussion" I've ever seen :D

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i hate bill o'reilly

he's like the republican version of michael moore

joyfulchicken's picture

And I'm sure that

he hates you too, hehe :-P

joyfulchicken's picture

That's what they call "journalism"

And they still have no clue why people don't trust them.

neko-chan's picture

Wow

That was fun to watch. A version of Jerry Springer? Look at them pointing their index finger. I can't help but notice. But it's amazing how they can just cool off right away. Must be the cameras.

joyfulchicken's picture

Maybe they're just pretending to fight

to boost ratings. Sneaky bastards....

philos's picture

That's it?

Penetration? The 2nd video was so lame.

joyfulchicken's picture

"Double penetration" means something more :-P

You need to watch more porn.

carnifex's picture

Or just rely on good old Wikipedia

CLICK

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joyfulchicken's picture

Wikipedia works too

But porn is more fun :-P

carnifex's picture

I haven't seen neither double vaginal nor double anal yet :-(

And other doubles somehow don't look too exceptional :-/

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joyfulchicken's picture

Philos might have a heart attack

when he comes back tomorrow and sees where this conversation has gone, heh.

philos's picture

I'm not going to be a self-righteous prick

By judging you guys. The link however is distasteful... oh what the heck, it's downright disgusting!

joyfulchicken's picture

Wow

So this is you trying not to be a self-righteous prick? Scary :-P

neko-chan's picture

AHhahah

The heart attack was funny :P although it has been used over and over

joyfulchicken's picture

Maybe I should have went with

"he might faint like a prim and proper Christian lady" :-D

carnifex's picture

I'd hate to see...

...when you are a self-righteous prick then :-)

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joyfulchicken's picture

Hehehe

He said "prick" :-D

philos's picture

Oh come on...

Tupperware party? A circle jerk? ...a man train? 'nuff said.

joyfulchicken's picture

Whoa whoa whoa

Watch your language, young man :-P

neko-chan's picture

Did you see the link to the perfumed garden?

How come they're not so proud of that, huh.

joyfulchicken's picture

I didn't notice it

Looks like you've really read that article carefully, hehehe :-P

neko-chan's picture

Links in blue

attracts attention.

joyfulchicken's picture

Really?

I should use blue links more often.

neko-chan's picture

No

actually your bold orange ones are better. Wiki is just the plain boring blue black red so colors stand out.

joyfulchicken's picture

They should make a colored version of Wikipedia

Black and white is so 1920s.

neko-chan's picture

That makes many other sites 1920

Coz they're all in black and white. Oh wait. So is my blog. Black and white rules!

joyfulchicken's picture

Black and white rules? Really?

Hmm. Maybe chickenmafia.com would look good in black and white.

neko-chan's picture

No

Leave it the way it is :)
I say everything :P

Les Kitty's picture

He's glad you said that

He's too lazy to change the layout :P

joyfulchicken's picture

Heh

Guilty as charged :-P

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