John BcClane
He kicks terrorist ass like Jack Bauer, wastes more cars than James Bond, and is every bit as dangerous as Jason Bourne. He's John McClane.
John McClane's sidekick: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.
Today, I'm officially baptizing the Die Hard legend as John BcClane and adding him to the list of john-kicking bad-ass JBs.
I went to see Die Hard 4.0 yesterday afternoon, and I have to say that it's the most kick-ass film yet this year. It has nice stunts, lots of explosions, and not too many obvious CGI scenes (*cough* Spider-man 3 *cough*). And it's funny too (*cough* Transformers *cough*).
So alright, the story line is totally stupid. But that's OK. Action movies are supposed to have stupid story lines. Action movies are also supposed to have hot babes, and there sure are some hot ones here--Lucy McClane, how did you grow up so fast?
If you need a release this weekend, go watch the film. Just don't drink any iced tea before going in. You wouldn't want to miss anything running back and forth to pee like I did. It's two and a half hours of nonstop fun.
And if what I said isn't enough, take a look at this trailer.
"Die Hard 4.0" is such a lame title
Why did they have to change the title for the international release? Do they think that "Live Free or Die Hard" contains too many English words for us stupid foreigners?
No, they wanted a cooler titles for us foreigners
After all, only they celebrate the 4th of July as their independence day. And since it's a film about cyber-terrorism, it doesn't hurt to use this title (i.e. version 4.0 of Die Hard).
I hear that in France, the title translates to Die Hard 4: Return to Hell--cheesy as hell!
4.0 is cheesy and geeky
That's worse than just cheesy.
A whole lot better than one of their working titles
Die Hard 4: Die Hardest
Die Hard sounds horny...
Jesus, what am I thinking? :-/
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Maybe you have a crush on Bruce Willis
just like Philos does :-P
By the way
"Die Hard" was translated "Kietas riešutėlis" in Lithuania, which means "Tough nut" (it's an idiom, don't try to find any meaning here)... which also sounds horny :-/
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Hahahah!
What a name!
I guess you don't need to sneak a peek at
Maggie Q and Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
Maggie Q always looks bored
Too much Botox perhaps, heh.
Hehehe
I actually like that better than "Die Hard 4.0" :-P
...
isn't that the mac guy?
Bingo
I hate those Mac commercials.
If you didn't enjoy Die Hard as much as I did
This might be more your type.
Just as silly, but a whole lot funnier hehe... minus the hotties though.
Hmm
I never realized that The Simpsons has so much graphic violence.
I don't see
How you could've missed it.
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