It's a dog eat grass world
I saw three little white dogs tied to a bench beside a basketball court last Saturday. Apparently, the houseboy who was supposed to walk the dogs decided to goof off and play ball instead. And I guess he neglected to feed them too, because all three dogs soon started eating the grass like freaking cows.
I couldn't believe my eyes. I had to take a closer look to make sure that they weren't just chasing some small animal or something, and no, they really were licking and chewing the grass.
I ran off to grab my camera. By the time I got back, two of the doggies had probably realized that veggies taste like crap and had stepped away from the salad bar. But the third one was still munching on the green, tail wagging like crazy.
"Look! I'm a vegetarian! I'm PETA's best friend!"
What the hell? Dogs are supposed to be the quintessential carnivores! You know those four sharp teeth that we use to tear meat? There's a reason we call them "canine teeth" for steak's sake.
Stupid dog. You're a disgrace to your species and to carnivores everywhere. So cute though....
Maybe their sick
They know to eat grass if they are.
Hmm
Self-medicating with herbal medicine? :-/
Aww~~
They're so white! :D
Dogs really like leaves! At first I got scared when our pet munched on the leaves at home, but it really is natural. :)
Really?
But why? They're carnivores! :-(
I am perfectly informed...
you expected this :-P
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What took you so long?
I want a dog
:(
Do you want
a normal dog or a vegetarian dog? :-P
I don't mind
I just want a hug-able dog :)
I suggest getting
a stuffed toy. It won't drool, poop, or steal your food... much better than the real thing.
Stuffed toys
can't love me back :(
Dogs don't really love you
They just pretend to so that you'd keep giving them food :-P
Yes they do
Even if they don't, I don't care.
Cats pretend. Oh wait, they don't. They won't show a single affection toward you.
Yeah
Cats suck.
They don't suck.
They bite and claw. If they sucked, they'd be the man's best friends.
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Pervert :-P
I always thought they ate
I always thought they ate grass to make themselves throw up after cake.. S'what my uncle's dog did. :3
But, that leash looks like its coming out of that poor doggy's arse. Oh, no! :O
Is it a leash made of digested grass..?
Hmm, the leash
does look like it's coming out of the dog's ass.
That dog has been eating a lot of blueberries :-D
Mm.. Blueberries.. -- Boom.
Mm.. Blueberries..
--
Boom.
Sign of the times
First, urge of appearing in a chicken suit. Then, a predilection for balls. Now this.
The end of the world is near.
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If the world ends,
I won't have to deal with the chicken suit anymore. Yay!
Too bad
The end of the world would not be THAT soon enough, so better prepare the chicken suit.
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Not so fast
My lawyer found a loophole in the contract :-P Yay!
Question
If you force a dog to eat grass, is that cruelty to animals?
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Hmm, tough question
Some PETA people actually make their dogs eat only veggies. And they call themselves animal rights activists :-|
dont u know dogs not only
eat leaves and grass to clean their digestive system, they also smoke weed to reduce stress.. classic example of these are nate dogg, snoop dogg and bow wow
Ellaborate funny understandable joke from Dodge?
"That was unexpected" would be an understatement of the year :-|
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Heh
This is probably the first time I ever understood one of your comments. You really have stopped smoking weed huh.
Me too!
I understood every word of it. It's a miracle!
*psst* Maybe he's got us to thank for setting his head right :P
All our insults
actually worked? I feel so proud. We should insult people more often.
Actually
Well, my dogs eat grass too.... OMG, I should have known that there are something wrong with them....... Darn.... All this while...I have those PETA dogs... DARN
Oh no, more vegetarian dogs?
What's the world coming to? I've lost all faith in carnivorism :-(
the world is coming to an
the world is coming to an end, i tell you.
Yes it is
Grass-eating dog, six-legged octopus... what would the next sign of the Apocalypse be?
i have never seen
our dogs eating grass. our poodle would only love to kill kittens while our eurasian loves to kill birds. that's why i hate feeding them coz they're horrible.
Hahaha
Hear that, Neko-chan? Dogs aren't your friends. They're ferocious predators!
His dogs
only reflect how their master is like.
Come to think of it,
a cat-murdering dog is kinda cool.
yeah
and they always salivate everytime they would see kittens and birds. stupid dogs.
and Neko-Chan, i am neither a predator nor carnivore. but if only your avatar is alive, i would love seeing our poodle crashing them to death.
Crush them all you want
It's just an avatar
read it
well neko-chan. if only your avatar is ALIVE.
If only it is alive
You can still crush it all you want. So it's a live avatar. So?
Haven't you ever heard of dogs ruining mom's garden?
They eat flowers too! http://youtube.com/watch?v=QD84JQLrtOI
And what the.... http://youtube.com/watch?v=WX_NQ16OwKk they eat broccolis too!
Disgusting
And I thought that dogs ruin gardens because they want to dig holes to poop in and not because they're freaking vegetarians.
The broccoli dog
is so cute! But he's is old already. His actions are like my dog when my mom fed her raw vege.
our eurasian
is like some people who have minute brain. she's always trying to dig our floor tile with nothing.
Maybe it's a pirate dog
Digging for treasure! Arrr!
lol
coz she thought she can find the bird's nest there. :)
Heh
Smart dog :-P
My sister's dog
acts the same way! But i notice it only licks the grass and not really eat them.
Stupid dog
Everyone knows that you're supposed to smoke grass and lick toads.
Thanks
To my knowledge, there has never been a Far Side depicting grass supplement being put in a dogs food. It would have been a funny one, though, and I'm sure if Larson hadn't betrayed us all by going into retirement he would have eventually gotten around to doing one like that.
Heh
I love Far Side. Grass supplement in dog food does sound like something Larson would do.
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