It's been a while
I've been gone for quite some time and would continue to be so. So I'll just type in some random thoughts.
I arrived at the Lion City (Why couldn't they come up with something like "Land of the Rising Sun" or "Pearl of the Orient Seas"), Singapore, last week.
I love this globalization thing. I'm a Bisaya Chinese from Mindanao who lives in Manila, working for a British company that has an office in Singapore.
I'm currently using the world's slowest PC. It's so slow that when I type 3 sentences, the cursor stops in the middle of the first sentence and the rest of the letters come out a couple of seconds after I finish typing the 3rd sentence. I cannot reply to all senders with my Microsoft Outlook and sometimes it hangs just when I'm about to send important emails. I'd have to retype everything since saving also does not work.
The other day, I had a canned drink made from grass that contained a lot of chlorophyll. It's supposed to be good for the body. Good thing my piss didn't turn green.
I miss her a lot and I'm getting fatter by the minute =(


You miss her a lot?
Who is "her"? What did I tell you about dangling modifiers? Hehe. I know, I know, I'm a nazi.
Canned drink made from grass? Ewww! Containing chlorophyll? Ewwwwwwwwww!!! You know I'm not easily grossed out, but you've done it this time. No dinner for me.
Do you realize
That chinesemafia might be turning gay?
I've seen that grass juice somewhere. It's something "health" conscious people drink. It's supposed to be healthy. I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole.
"I'm getting fat." - Vanity, it's a sin!
Hmm, grass juice
Is that the kind of grass that cows like to eat, or the kind that you like to smoke?
Get some grass juice and some "special" brownies, and you have a completely healthy vegetarian snack.
Hmmm...
It's the one that cows munch coz it turns out green...
Vegetarians are sick!
I'm planning
to organize Vegetarianism into a religion.
Watch out for the Universal Church of Vegetarianism... coming soon on chickenmafia.com >:)
Woah!
You're high! What the hell are you on? Grass juice?
All the talk
about religion on this site has made me realize that creating a new religion will be the best way to draw visitors, because, love it or hate it, everyone likes to talk about religion >:)
And no, I'm not high on grass juice.
Hmmm...
So what the heck would you promote? Grass worship? Mane and tail worship? Chicken worship?
How about a religion on talking about religion. Blas-phe-me!
I envision it
as a super religion that combines the best features of all major religions. We'll have a Catholic-styled Vegetarian Pope (who is an ex-meat-eating-Nazi), Protestant-styled guilt (We are all meat-eaters! We all deserve to go to hell!), Jewish-styled strict diet (waiter, is this tofu Kosher?), Buddhist-styled concept of transcendence (becoming one with the Vegetable), and Hindu-styled worship of Holy Cows.
Did I miss any? Oh, right! The Muslims! Hmm. Maybe we can declare jihad on KFC? I don't know. We'll figure something out.
Tsk!
The best business is religion. It's tax free! ;)
boring
more details pls
HSC Grass Power
rich in chlorophyll
Fuck!
It comes in cans now? The last one I saw was a blended grass shake. I actually saw the grass being cut from an indoor pot and put into a blender... Yucky!
what a blog!
this is a very nice site....kayo kayo lang ang nagcocoment ...wala ba kayong mga readers...or pissed off lang sa mga pinag-uusapan nyo.....
Hmmm...
We actually have readers (Right, joyfulchicken? We do have readers right? C'mon, anybody?), but most of them don't have the guts to join in the conversation (I wonder why). At least you did your part and we're grateful for that. Maybe you could register so that'll increase the user count, haha!
I'm inviting you to share your thoughts on the Religion blog ;)
Hmm
I harrass everyone I meet until they either promise to visit chickenmafia.com or call the police, heh.
I know that we do have a few regular readers, but they don't like to comment much. But I guess that's normal behavior. People are lazy by nature.
Female Readers
Chinesemafia's blogs attract female readers. Keep those blogs coming in Chinesemafia. Leave the guy stuff to the other bloggers. Hehe =)
Hmmm...
If Chinesemafia's blogs attract female readers and the guy audience is for our blogs, what kind of readers do you have? You cater to our gay community :P
That's right
ArsenaL caters to our gay readers. Why else would he blog about shampoo and men touching each other's pants?
eh
:(
Tsk tsk tsk
He's failing to attract more gay readers since he's not blogging that often...
He promised
3 entries this week, heh.
Hmm...
So far he has 1 entry... It's a Wednesday, so he still has time to catch up...
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