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Is it time to invite female bloggers?

ArsenaL's picture

We should invite a woman to be one of the bloggers on Chicken Mafia. This would hopefully help in attracting the other half of the demographics. A man and a woman would usually write about very different topics and would widen our discussion pieces.

My observation is that the topics of the current crop of male bloggers can be categorized into 3 groups I cheesily call the 3 S's. They are Silliness (especially the guy who likes to do comic strips), Sarcasm (for the chronic ranters), and of course Sex (it's a guy thing.

If and when we decide to get female bloggers, this will open up a flood gate of topics only seen on Oprah. Instead of silliness, we'll get topics on practicality and usefulness (eg. household and makeup tips). Instead of sarcasm, we'll get helpful advice (eg. relationships, finding inner happiness). Instead of sex, we'll be talking of love (hehe, but isn't actually a bad thing).

So I ask the hand that rocks the chicken nest (or is it coop) to take the idea into consideration.

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joyfulchicken's picture

Let me get this straight

You want household and makeup tips and relationship stuff on this site? What is wrong with you?

Oh, I get it, you're being sarcastic. And silly. The 2 S's. At least I'm hoping you are. Either that or you're ready to come out of the closet, hehe :-P

Seriously though, sure, we can have a woman on the team. Do you have anyone in mind? We can always use another blogger on the team. The gender of the blogger isn't important to me. What is important is that he/she has a good sense of humor and writes well... and blogs more often that you do, heh.

And please, no Oprah stuff. I hate Oprah.

philos's picture

I agree

Ladies are welcome.. so if you're a lady,and you're smart and funny, give us a holler will ya?

chinesemafia's picture

Specially hot chicks!

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joyfulchicken's picture

Thanks, buddy

If we do have female readers, you've just scared them away, hehehe. Good job.

me a duck.. a lady duck.

hello.

joyfulchicken's picture

Wow, no kidding

The nickname "rubberduckie" is a bit misleading. I thought your real name is Ernie, heh :-P

chinesemafia's picture

Specially hot ducklings!

Hot ducklings are also welcomed ;)

joyfulchicken's picture

Ducklings?

You pedophile! :-P

catinamosh's picture

Hmm...

So does that mean chickens are male and ducks are female?

joyfulchicken's picture

That

is a strange way to do sexual stereotyping.

catinamosh's picture

Hey,

I'm just rationalizing... It _might_ be true...

Les Kitty's picture

But

Doesn't Philos already take care of the Oprah stuff?

joyfulchicken's picture

Philos is more like Dr. Phil :-D

Chinesemafia is our resident Oprah fan.

neko-chan's picture

So where is the girl blogger?

It has been 2 years and you still can't find one? Oh jesus.

joyfulchicken's picture

Heh

I guess we weren't looking hard enough huh.

philos's picture

Oh, we actually did

She just dropped out of sight soon after hehe... The crazy thing is, she might have just dropped out of the world altogether... her last entry here was September 2005, and on her own blog it was November. So what did happen to her? I guess we'll never know.... *tan tan tan...(creepy sound effects)

joyfulchicken's picture

Oh, right

I forgot about her.

It took her just three days to realize that joining the Chicken Mafia blog team was the biggest mistake of her life, heh.

philos's picture

Then she tried to leave

Nobody leaves the chickenmafia and lives to tell about it... you might say she's sleeping with the fishes

joyfulchicken's picture

Such a shame

She was a really good writer too.

joyfulchicken's picture

Um....

She's a good writer :-P

Les Kitty's picture

I'll try to be a meanie too

You guys are good writers too :-D

joyfulchicken's picture

Ouch :-P

Yay for backhanded compliments!

philos's picture

I've always known I'm not much of a writer

Les Kitty's picture

Are you seriously trying to tell us that you're good looking?

D-:

Even I'm not as cocky. :-/

philos's picture

Hehe... I maybe cocky

But still I will neither deny nor confirm anything at this point... wouldn't want to be caught in a lie, and I do want that Avenue Q ticket hehe

Les Kitty's picture

Oh. So you want to give Lauren the illusion

that you're good-looking? Alright.

You do know I'm friends with her sister, right? :-P

joyfulchicken's picture

Then maybe you can pull a few strings

and get our boy a date? ;-) Yay!

Les Kitty's picture

I have no power, really

No strings to pull. :-D

According to the blog post, her best friend would decide, right?

joyfulchicken's picture

Oh right

Sorry, Philos.

philos's picture

Err...

I'm just disabusing her of the illusion that I'm not :p

Les Kitty's picture

I didn't get this.

Hmm...

joyfulchicken's picture

Then I guess

you better start working on your writing skills, because your looks probably aren't improving anytime soon :-P

neko-chan's picture

Ouch

Any counterattack, philos?

joyfulchicken's picture

He can't counterattack

He's probably sleeping now.

I like kicking people when they're down >:)

neko-chan's picture

Haha!

I'll watch the action tomorrow

Les Kitty's picture

He already replied to my comment

Hmm... I wonder why he didn't counter.

neko-chan's picture

Yea

Me too. Weird.

joyfulchicken's picture

He didn't counter

because he's a chicken. Chicken!

Les Kitty's picture

You're the one to quack!

Or do you chirp? :-/

joyfulchicken's picture

I cackle

Yay!

philos's picture

Haha...

I'm man enough to admit that looks ain't everything, I mean there's always cosmetic surgery right? :p

Les Kitty's picture

Ack.

You scared her away, didn't you? D:

Chicken ladies?

Well, I'm a woman. And I'd rather have sex than "love". If you'd ever seen my house, you'd laugh if I tried to give you household tips. Drop by and have a look at my site. I sometimes go lady, but not often.

joyfulchicken's picture

I guess

some of us here (I'm looking at you, ArsenaL) enjoy stereotyping. Sorry about that. Must be an Asian thing (now I'm stereotyping Asians, heh).

hehehe

No need to apologize, no offense taken. I don't mind a good stereotype now and then.

joyfulchicken's picture

Stereotypes are fun

During a church service, I overheard this kid behind me "whispering" to his seatmate, "Look at that Arab guy beside you. He looks like a terrorist."

People all around him turned and stared at the kid in disgust. I laughed my head off because the "terrorist" was just two seats away from the kid. The little brat would have been one of the first to die if a bomb did go off.

chinesemafia's picture

Hmmm..

I on the other hand prefer love over sex. The best/longest orgasm is nothing compared to the tingly butterflies-in-the-belly and take-your-breath-away feeling of love.

joyfulchicken's picture

Yeah,

that's what guys like to say when trying to get women into bed. Playing the romantic card, huh ;-)

much better

How about using something other than romance? "Hey, are you busy? I'll bring over some chicken."

joyfulchicken's picture

That could work

As long as she isn't a vegetarian.

vegetarian?

Somehow I can't picture anyone getting lucky with the line "I'll bring the tempeh!"

catinamosh's picture

Hey,

Chicken is always nice! Come over and we'll have a dinner party!

Can i join?

I'll bring the peking duck... mmm-mmm-mmm. =9

chinesemafia's picture

Peeking Duck

Pervert duckies should not be tolerated...

chinesemafia's picture

Let us try this

Hey Chicken Little, are you busy? I'll bring over some chicken.

I'm not busy

Bring the chicken. We can have a nice evening. Then you have to go home. No romance, no cuddling, and don't touch my remote!

chinesemafia's picture

Playing hard to get huh

Just the way I like it!

Flatterer!!

Come on over to my place, big boy, and say hi!

chinesemafia's picture

Your Place

Literally? Or internetally? In either case, how do I get there?

How to get there

Try clicking on my name. That should work.

chinesemafia's picture

Nice Picture

We're on opposite sides of the world =( And you already have a kid =(

Our differences

Sweetie, my kid is probably older than you are! Fun while it lasted!

chinesemafia's picture

If I follow the logic that

Since your kid still lives with you, then I'm probably older. But hey, I still don't go for hot mommas... Never really got the hang of that.

neko-chan's picture

Hahahah!

Hamtaro at his best!

joyfulchicken's picture

Yay!

A stray reply! :-P

carnifex's picture

Oh no!!!

joyfulchicken's picture

You just insulted Dodge!

Expect an angry reply... in another thread.

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