Is it time to invite female bloggers?
We should invite a woman to be one of the bloggers on Chicken Mafia. This would hopefully help in attracting the other half of the demographics. A man and a woman would usually write about very different topics and would widen our discussion pieces.
My observation is that the topics of the current crop of male bloggers can be categorized into 3 groups I cheesily call the 3 S's. They are Silliness (especially the guy who likes to do comic strips), Sarcasm (for the chronic ranters), and of course Sex (it's a guy thing.
If and when we decide to get female bloggers, this will open up a flood gate of topics only seen on Oprah. Instead of silliness, we'll get topics on practicality and usefulness (eg. household and makeup tips). Instead of sarcasm, we'll get helpful advice (eg. relationships, finding inner happiness). Instead of sex, we'll be talking of love (hehe, but isn't actually a bad thing).
So I ask the hand that rocks the chicken nest (or is it coop) to take the idea into consideration.


Let me get this straight
You want household and makeup tips and relationship stuff on this site? What is wrong with you?
Oh, I get it, you're being sarcastic. And silly. The 2 S's. At least I'm hoping you are. Either that or you're ready to come out of the closet, hehe :-P
Seriously though, sure, we can have a woman on the team. Do you have anyone in mind? We can always use another blogger on the team. The gender of the blogger isn't important to me. What is important is that he/she has a good sense of humor and writes well... and blogs more often that you do, heh.
And please, no Oprah stuff. I hate Oprah.
I agree
Ladies are welcome.. so if you're a lady,and you're smart and funny, give us a holler will ya?
Specially hot chicks!
SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS! SPECIALLY HOT CHICKS!
Thanks, buddy
If we do have female readers, you've just scared them away, hehehe. Good job.
me a duck.. a lady duck.
hello.
Wow, no kidding
The nickname "rubberduckie" is a bit misleading. I thought your real name is Ernie, heh :-P
Specially hot ducklings!
Hot ducklings are also welcomed ;)
Ducklings?
You pedophile! :-P
Hmm...
So does that mean chickens are male and ducks are female?
That
is a strange way to do sexual stereotyping.
Hey,
I'm just rationalizing... It _might_ be true...
But
Doesn't Philos already take care of the Oprah stuff?
Philos is more like Dr. Phil :-D
Chinesemafia is our resident Oprah fan.
So where is the girl blogger?
It has been 2 years and you still can't find one? Oh jesus.
Heh
I guess we weren't looking hard enough huh.
Oh, we actually did
She just dropped out of sight soon after hehe... The crazy thing is, she might have just dropped out of the world altogether... her last entry here was September 2005, and on her own blog it was November. So what did happen to her? I guess we'll never know.... *tan tan tan...(creepy sound effects)
Oh, right
I forgot about her.
It took her just three days to realize that joining the Chicken Mafia blog team was the biggest mistake of her life, heh.
Then she tried to leave
Nobody leaves the chickenmafia and lives to tell about it... you might say she's sleeping with the fishes
Such a shame
She was a really good writer too.
Was she beautiful?
Or at least tasty?
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Um....
She's a good writer :-P
I'll try to be a meanie too
You guys are good writers too :-D
Ouch :-P
Yay for backhanded compliments!
I've always known I'm not much of a writer
=Þ
Are you seriously trying to tell us that you're good looking?
D-:
Even I'm not as cocky. :-/
Hehe... I maybe cocky
But still I will neither deny nor confirm anything at this point... wouldn't want to be caught in a lie, and I do want that Avenue Q ticket hehe
Oh. So you want to give Lauren the illusion
that you're good-looking? Alright.
You do know I'm friends with her sister, right? :-P
Then maybe you can pull a few strings
and get our boy a date? ;-) Yay!
I have no power, really
No strings to pull. :-D
According to the blog post, her best friend would decide, right?
Oh right
Sorry, Philos.
Err...
I'm just disabusing her of the illusion that I'm not :p
I didn't get this.
Hmm...
Then I guess
you better start working on your writing skills, because your looks probably aren't improving anytime soon :-P
Ouch
Any counterattack, philos?
He can't counterattack
He's probably sleeping now.
I like kicking people when they're down >:)
Haha!
I'll watch the action tomorrow
He already replied to my comment
Hmm... I wonder why he didn't counter.
Yea
Me too. Weird.
He didn't counter
because he's a chicken. Chicken!
You're the one to quack!
Or do you chirp? :-/
I cackle
Yay!
Haha...
I'm man enough to admit that looks ain't everything, I mean there's always cosmetic surgery right? :p
Michael Jackson isn't the one you'd call good-looking
Right?
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Ack.
You scared her away, didn't you? D:
Chicken ladies?
Well, I'm a woman. And I'd rather have sex than "love". If you'd ever seen my house, you'd laugh if I tried to give you household tips. Drop by and have a look at my site. I sometimes go lady, but not often.
I guess
some of us here (I'm looking at you, ArsenaL) enjoy stereotyping. Sorry about that. Must be an Asian thing (now I'm stereotyping Asians, heh).
hehehe
No need to apologize, no offense taken. I don't mind a good stereotype now and then.
Stereotypes are fun
During a church service, I overheard this kid behind me "whispering" to his seatmate, "Look at that Arab guy beside you. He looks like a terrorist."
People all around him turned and stared at the kid in disgust. I laughed my head off because the "terrorist" was just two seats away from the kid. The little brat would have been one of the first to die if a bomb did go off.
Hmmm..
I on the other hand prefer love over sex. The best/longest orgasm is nothing compared to the tingly butterflies-in-the-belly and take-your-breath-away feeling of love.
Yeah,
that's what guys like to say when trying to get women into bed. Playing the romantic card, huh ;-)
much better
How about using something other than romance? "Hey, are you busy? I'll bring over some chicken."
That could work
As long as she isn't a vegetarian.
vegetarian?
Somehow I can't picture anyone getting lucky with the line "I'll bring the tempeh!"
Hey,
Chicken is always nice! Come over and we'll have a dinner party!
Can i join?
I'll bring the peking duck... mmm-mmm-mmm. =9
Peeking Duck
Pervert duckies should not be tolerated...
Let us try this
Hey Chicken Little, are you busy? I'll bring over some chicken.
I'm not busy
Bring the chicken. We can have a nice evening. Then you have to go home. No romance, no cuddling, and don't touch my remote!
Playing hard to get huh
Just the way I like it!
Flatterer!!
Come on over to my place, big boy, and say hi!
Your Place
Literally? Or internetally? In either case, how do I get there?
How to get there
Try clicking on my name. That should work.
Nice Picture
We're on opposite sides of the world =( And you already have a kid =(
Our differences
Sweetie, my kid is probably older than you are! Fun while it lasted!
If I follow the logic that
Since your kid still lives with you, then I'm probably older. But hey, I still don't go for hot mommas... Never really got the hang of that.
Hahahah!
Hamtaro at his best!
I think there was one, but...
she wrote only one or two blog posts :-(
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Yay!
A stray reply! :-P
Oh no!!!
I'm infected with dodgism!!! Nooooo!!!
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
You just insulted Dodge!
Expect an angry reply... in another thread.
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