Illiterate readers, slow fast-food, seedless grapes with seed
I'm usually a joyful chicken, but I do like to rant once in a while. You know, just spreading a little negative energy here and there. I think it's healthy. At least it is for me. Living things around me tend to wither and die when I get angry. Yay.
Going into random rant mode now... grrr....
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What the fuck? That makes no sense. If I really can't read, I wouldn't have a fucking clue that I'm supposed to click there, would I?
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If you're gonna make me wait 7 minutes for it, don't you dare call it fast-food. 7 fucking minutes! You know what I can accomplish in 7 minutes? That's enough time for me to prepare 3 1/2 cups of 2-minute instant noodles! 3 1/2 fucking cups! OK, maybe just 3 cups. Being the klutz that I am, I would most likely spill the third one and would have to start over. But you get the point.
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What the fuck? Why are there tiny seeds in my seedless grapes? Yeah, yeah, I know. The English language is retarded. How can "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing while "seedless" and "less seeds" have different meanings, right? But hey, if you're going to put an English label on something, better make sure that you understand what it means. "Seedless" means no fucking seeds, not just less seeds, damn it! Comprehende? Good. Now you know exactly what I mean when I call you "useless."
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Oh wow, I think I feel much better now. Yay! I should do random rants more often.
:-)
First, yay!
Ah. The angst. Fools people to believe that you are not 27 years old.
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What angst?
I don't need angst to rant. Yay!
Yes, rants are very
Yes, rants are very essential in a blogger's life. Helps take of the unwanted gas.
I hate lying packets and SLOW fast food too. Way to dampen someone energy huh?
Yay!
Spread the hate!
reading this reminded me of
reading this reminded me of a Chinese classmate we had back in high school trying sell premium "seedless bangus" from the province. she confused the shit outta me.
Where do your gonads want to go today?
Hahaha
Well, she was technically right. No seeds in that fish.
Pretty smart girl, I tell ya
:-P
Some kids really know how to sell stuff
Catinamosh once told me a story about a classmate who sold diskettes that contained "the Internet" :-D
Yay!
I love the fuck-muttering chicken! Rant more!
Chickens like fowl language
Yay!
wow,
its weird seeing j-chicken doing puns, awful... awful
Is it really that bad? :-D
Come on! Puns are fun.
You should be a dog instead
Pawful, pawful!
Hahaha
I don't know why I laughed at that. I'm ashamed :-(
Why? :(
And there I thought I was genuinely funny.
It was funny to me
Then again, poop and vegetarians are funny to me, so I'm probably not the best judge :-P
ah false advertising exists everywhere
you might want to check the back of the package for disclaimers saying "grapes might have some seeds coz we cant verify without crushing them" or anything like that. Otherwise ...sue!
Jollibee is the only company around here
that does truthful advertising. When they say it's a Yum, they really mean it :-D
Now if they can just move their butts faster and not make me wait 7 minutes, I'd really appreciate it.
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