I can't help falling in love with you
I feel too lazy to write anything today. So how about a little highlight from the recent Miss Universe 2007 pageant?
Hahaha!
Poor Americans. First they got a mentally-imbalanced Miss USA, and now they got a physically-imbalanced one. Heh.
How about a little instant replay?
Hahaha!
Good job
Sure was a strange Ms Universe with the dreadlocks, shaven head, Ms Sweden withdrawing in protest and the banning of that national dress of Ms Mexico.
What's the Mexican national dress?
Let me guess.... A camouflage for sneaking across the border? :-D
It was described as
billowing, hoop skirt adorned with sketches of Catholic rebels hanging from posts. Rosaries and scapulars hung from the bullet-studded, bandolier belt; a large crucifix necklace, black halter top and wide-brimmed sombrero
Another description:
Cut from a traditional natural cotton called manta, the dress depicts scenes from the 1926-1929 Cristero war, an uprising by Roman Catholic rebels against Mexico’s secular government, which was imposing fiercely anti-clerical laws. Tens of thousands of people died.Ojeda’s representatives did not return phone calls seeking comment, but said in a statement the dress would be “modified†due to “the concerns that have surfaced regarding the design.†Pageant spokeswoman Esther Swan said the skirt would have ribbons and ruffles and no pattern, while the top would remain the same.
The longest comment ever
I'm not reading it. The words seem to be running around.
Whoa
Longest reply to a mocking question ever. Not reading it either.
Might as well click the link anyway
Pictures are worth a thousand words hehe
Hmm
The only thing wrong with that dress is that it's too long :-D
MUAHAHAH!
I didn't read the question!
Omg omg! Philos didn't have to answer that!
You know what?
When I first read the title I thought it was aimed at me. Have mercy! But thank god it's not.
I'm not watching the video. There must be a reason for the title and I'm not taking the risk.
Yes, the title was an attempt
to annoy you :-P
But don't worry, the videos have nothing to do with the song. Go watch them >:)
Geez
Come on, JC :-/ Those floors were extremely slippery and, differently than certain someone, you have no idea how tough it is to walk with high heels :-/ Tsk tsk tsk :-/
OK, who am I kidding, that was bloody hillarious, hehehe :-)
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Carney
in heels! Carney in heels!
Come on,
show us the picture of you in high heels. I need a laugh.
In your dreams :P
Or nightmares, that is.
I will come to the First World Chickenmafia Convention with heels and miniskirt. Deal? :P
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Hahaha
Deal. Freak shows are always welcome.
Why
first world?
Because I don't think it will ever happen.
Maybe you Asians can organize a meeting between yourselves, but to me the plain tickets to Philippines are a bit too costly ;-)
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Ouch
Japan is a first world. No?
How bout singapore? 2nd?
Philos! I need backup!
I think he means
1st as in the first time its ever going to happen, and world, meaning all chickenmafiosos around the world gathering together hehe
Yes, exactly
I don't even know, how the world is distributed into 1st, 2nd and 3rd world.
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Don't worry
Philos will explain that too :-D
We can make it happen
Chinese immmigrate all the time, why don't we all try Lithuania a bit, and see Carnifex in drags hehe
That sounds like
a lousy reason for immigration.
I'll give you a smaller one
GMA... I bet she's never even heard of Lithuania...
I finally
know what GMA is.
So you HAVE worn heels before!
Lol. It's a confession! :) Pantyhose too?
This is Raien's camouflage
She's pretending to ask questions.
Carney is lying low now. Hahahah
P.S: I hesitated for a while. I didn't know whether to call you raien, tofu, tiffy, or kitty. Please choose one!!!
But I wasn't pretending :(
Kitty would be fine -- any would be fine.
Carney just went out of cover! D:
For God sakes
you're the one of the two people here who saw the photo! There is everything feminine I ever wore, because that was the only time I wore anything feminine!
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I didn't say anything
Why did you sell yourself out!! D:
Maybe
he wants to out himself, heh.
Maybe I want to shoot a couple of people right now
:-|
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Yay!
Violence!
Sure makes you want to reconsider your attendance
To the 1st Chicken Mafia World Convention hehe...
Isn't there a law against shooting animals?
:-|
There is?
Oops.
I'm a cat
There should be.
how about miss korea's answer?
" a well that never dries up would also be a good power" wtf is that? how can you have a power like that? she's not even a well. lol
Hahaha!
I think beauty pageants should drop the question-and-answer portions, because frankly, no one cares.
I once saw a bikini contest where the host asked one of the contestants what she would do with the prize money if she wins. "I'll buy a mansion!" She said.
The prize was 50,000 pesos.
Come on,
state prices in €, because I have no idea what Philippines peso is worth.
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It's not worth much :-P
It's around 1,000 US dollars.
why?
everything about this was wrong. her sisters weren't nodding as she fell.
Hehehe
I bet one of her "sisters" intentionally dropped a banana peel on the stage. These pageants can get real ugly.
Hurray!
Don't you just love it when people boo the candidates who volunteer for AIDS/HIV patients in Africa?!
Give them a break
They're Mexicans. They no comprehende Ingles, señor :-D
Yeah, exactly
They only care whether la puta es caliente. The bitches can't do anything about HIV in Africa anyways, after all.
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It's not fair to say that they can't do anything
about HIV in Africa. At the very least, they can help spread it :-D
Ho ho!
He said it. He totally said it.
Laziness does have its rewards
WTF?! 40+ comments for a lazy post?! We're sending the wrong message here!
Hehe
I guess that's the advantage of having threaded comments. The few people who do comment usually end up in pointless conversations that just keeps going. It's a wonderful thing for lazy bloggers like me.
That means
eggs must be able to be converted into cash :) since we're making you feel wonderful.
I second the motion
Cash eggs!
Nah
Cash makes me feel wonderful too.
That's ok
At 46K, you get most of it anyway hehe
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