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I can has weed?

joyfulchicken's picture

Can't believe I just wasted five minutes re-captioning this. I think I'm addicted to Lolcats. HALP!


stonr kitteh sez dood mah paw lookz so big

Kids, don't do drugs! Or do drugs... I don't care. I'm not your mother.

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philos's picture

I can't believe

What counts as a blog entry these days. :p

joyfulchicken's picture

Well,

why don't you post something better? :-P

philos's picture

I was supposed to

But seeing that cat zapped all the ideas out of me... now I'm dead to humor.

joyfulchicken's picture

Try smoking a little weed

That would supposedly help you be more creative.

neko-chan's picture

I don't understand

your version :(

joyfulchicken's picture

Potheads say

that their hands appear bigger when they're high. Maybe we can ask Dodge to confirm.

your lolcat is too complex

try something more universal that you're good at. say, like poop. BOOM! THERE! DONE!

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm, yeah

Someone go find me a picture of a pooping cat.

Look who's posting LOLcats now

jc haz lolcat addikshun nao?

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes :-(

I blame you.

Unfortunately

I'm not a cat person. But lolcats are pretty funny.

joyfulchicken's picture

That's how they get you :-(

Cats are evil!

philos's picture

Hey

How about lolchicks?

You mean like this: (?) WARNING: may be NSFW

funny pictures

I LUVZ IT

philos's picture

Oooohh la la!

What's NSFW?

joyfulchicken's picture

I'm pretty sure

you've asked that question before. What's with the memory loss? Smoking too much pot lately?

Try Google. And while you're at it, Google for "lolporn" too. That's probably what you're looking for :-P

is LOLchicken comin down the pipe?

maybe we should change our names to LOL-something

phiLOLs, nekLOL-chan, joyLOLchiken, hainaLOLzchicken! (okay that last one was a total stretch, but whatev.) YAY?

joyfulchicken's picture

Heh

Maybe I'll LOLify the whole site on the next April Fools' Day. Sounds like a lot of work though.

carnifex's picture

I know

you saw it coming :-P
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joyfulchicken's picture

Tsk

How is the kid ever going to learn to Google for himself if you keep spoon-feeding him? :-P

Funnyz

"How is the kid ever going to learn to Google for himself if you keep spoon-feeding him? :-P"

HAHAHAHAHAH! CLASSIC ONE!

joyfulchicken's picture

And it's true

He's old enough to Google :-D

philos's picture

Hmm... I don't really want to talk about this

But let me remind you that I cyberstalk google a lot.

joyfulchicken's picture

Let me remind you that

Google isn't just for cyberstalking. It can also help you answer simple questions like "What's NSFW?" :-P

carnifex's picture

Well, I'm trying...

...to make him wiki instead of googling :-P
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joyfulchicken's picture

But...

Google is better than Wiki because there's more porn on Google.

philos's picture

I'm sure I've never asked that before

And yeah, I'm doing this from work.

I can has see LOLchickon

I can has see LOLchickon series?

joyfulchicken's picture

I'd like to

But for some reason, cute chicken pictures aren't as easy to find as cute cat pictures :-D

$!%@#*^$&*))(*_%(*@_(!*#(

&)!^@#&^)**(QU(U*@!^)*@_#(!*U@_)(* * ??

philos's picture

I guess you've managed

To outdo yourself this time.

joyfulchicken's picture

I see that

you've moved on to harder drugs.

neko-chan's picture

HAhAhaha!

Classic!

joyfulchicken's picture

My guess is

LSD :-|

carnifex's picture

My guess is someone...

took out all of his keyboard keys and rearranged them randomly. See, I like to think of mundane reasons first :-P
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joyfulchicken's picture

Oh yeah,

that's very likely :-P Come on, it's Dodge we're talking about here. Drug abuse is a mundane reason for him.

carnifex's picture

Well, OK

Dodge got high on weed, decided to clean the keyboard, took out all the keys and forgot how they were arranged. Better? :-P
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joyfulchicken's picture

Yeah

And considering his track record in spelling, he probably never knew how the keys are arranged.

demoncat sez

MOAR!

joyfulchicken's picture

Demoncat...

is that one of Basement Cat's minions?

Err..

Pretty much, I would think

dude

you have too much time on your hands. haha

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm

Maybe I should go make more Lolcats.

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