How many children do you want to kill today?

I've seen lots of insane stuff on the Net over the years, and I like to think that nothing can shock or surprise me anymore. Still, from time to time, I see things that make me go "What the fuck?"

That was exactly what I blurted out when I checked CNN.com earlier and came across this story about the Super Columbine Massacre RPG, a free video game based on the Columbine High School shooting, where you get to control the two gun-totting kids.

What the fuck?

I know that people have made horrible video games about all kinds of crap--deer hunting, fitting oddly-shaped bricks together, etc. But one about killing children? Holy cow. That one is definitely in bad taste....

I want a copy!

I haven't played the game yet, but I've seen the screenshots on the game's official site, and....

Wow, such cheerful colors for a massacre game! I just love those old-school 2D graphics. But what I love even more is how the other students are just standing around, seemingly unworried about their two heavily-armed classmates.

Hey kids, I don't know about you, but if I see two people in trenchcoats walking towards me with automatic weapons, I'd run like hell in the opposite direction. Doesn't that make sense? Run, kids, run! Ow, too late. You're all dead.

Still, the game looks like it could be interesting. I think I'll give it a try when I have time.